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  • F@&KIN SPOONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (language)

    So, today was going pretty well, mostly in the kitchen with little customer interaction. However, the second I entered the cafeteria I was immediately confronted by an older man screaming about spoons. the following conversation was just so absurd I had to post it.

    SC: Excuse me, where are your soup spoons, I only see regular ones.
    Me: Sorry sir, we don't have soup spoons, just the normal ones.
    SC: WHAT! I JUST GOT SOUP! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT SOUP WITHOUT A FUCKING SOUP SPOON!
    Me: (seriously?) I'm sorry, but that's all we have.
    SC: WHAT IS THIS SHIT! YOU SELL SOUP WITHOUT SOUP SPOONS, I CAN'T EAT LIKE THAT! WHAT TYPE OF SCAM ARE YOU RUNNING?!
    Me: Calm down, let me check in back.

    I went into the kitchen and just grabbed one of the spoons we use for patient service to shut him up.

    SC: Why don't you have these out here.
    Me: These are really just for patient service, and honestly, you're the first to complain.
    SC: Pfft! Yea right.

    I laughed for a while after that one. Seriously, how hard is it to eat soup without a soup spoon? It's not a magical key required to unlock soupy goodness. Any spoon will do.

  • #2
    For patient service? Doesn't that translate to "...digging out the extremely impacted..."?
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    • #3
      The old man was no spoony bard
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      • #4
        Quoth dalesys View Post
        For patient service? Doesn't that translate to "...digging out the extremely impacted..."?
        Yes!

        But you werent supposed to tell anyone!!

        Now...we have to kill you...you know too much....

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        • #5
          Thats funny. I've eaten soup, ice cream and jello with a fork. We buy plastic ones so we don't have to wash the others lol But damn, he had a spoon, its not like you HAVE to have a "soup" spoon. What a spoiled baby.

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          • #6
            How is a soup spoon different from any other spoon?? I suddenly find a hole in my education . For the last fifty-something years I apparently haven't eaten soup in the right way due to my ignorance, I must get a soup spoon at once and try it out .

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            • #7
              Quoth Mikkel View Post
              How is a soup spoon different from any other spoon??
              Soup spoons have a bit more of a rounded bowl. In theory, it holds more liquid and other stuff (pasta, veggies, what have you) than a serving spoon would. Serving spoons tend to have more of a flat profile.

              The More You Know...

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              • #8
                Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                The old man was no spoony bard


                Ah, Edward.

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                • #9
                  Soup spoons are round. Soup should be spooned away from you, and sipped from the side of the spoon, rather than putting the spoon into the mouth. If you need to tip up the bowl to get the lat bit of soup, do so away from you.

                  Of course this really only matters on the most formal occasions. I have a couple of soup spoons - they tend to get used when all of my regular spoons are dirty because I haven't washed up for a couple of days.
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                  • #10
                    Are all his friends brown and red?
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                    • #11
                      Quoth Bloodsoul View Post
                      Are all his friends brown and red?
                      I dunno about you, but I'm not together with his plan.
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                      • #12
                        So I know that spooning forks are how I keep my cutlery neatly stacked, but what are forking spoons?

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                        • #13
                          hmmm, so that's what the big spoons are supposed to be for. I use them to get the dog food out of the can at pill time!

                          Pills for the DOGS, not for me!
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                          • #14
                            No soup soon for you! Come back one week!
                            *jedi hand wave* This game works...just not in your system.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth MrPibbsRevenge View Post
                              No soup soon for you! Come back one week!

                              Just put a spork in his eye!
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