Come back, turkey! Come back!

[Lace Neil Singer]

Last night, probably the most funniest thing I've ever seen in the supermarket round Christmas. A guy dropped a frozen turkey on the floor, luckily it missed his foot; unluckily it skidded off down past the other tills. He ended up chasing it from one end of the store to the other, and of course no-one tried to stop it. Gotta love moments like these.

[Anakah]

Did he still buy it? Hehe. That would be embarassing! I think I'd be one of those jerks who wouldn't go chase a turkey...

[Geek King]

Appropriate Response: Look, another turkey wandering through the store.

[Lace Neil Singer]

He'd already paid for it, so I guess he thought he had to go chase it. Oh the pain of trying to hold in a laugh... I couldn't really laugh in front of him, that would be just mean.

[Barefootgirl]

That's when its 1246243 times better to be another customer than an employee, because you CAN wet yourself laughing !

[Lace Neil Singer]

[threadjack]Oh I just love your pink snake av![/threadjack]

I hear that... I once saw a customer fall over a chair in a store. Cuz, however, I was another customer, I could and did nearly die laughing at said snooty woman not looking where she was going and falling over a chair.

As for Turkey Man, he should be happy he brought a ray of sunshine into a stranger's life! XD

[BookstoreEscapee]

off topic but amusing

I was watching Mythbusters the other day and they were testing how much damage a frozen turkey would do if you dropped it on your foot (or your small pet). They constructed a foot (and a couple small creepy looking dogs) out of fake bones and ballistics gel--basically, we learned it will badly break even the strongest part of your foot, and cause major injury and/or death to your small pet. but the image of a man chasing a turkey through a store...i'd be tempted to start a soccer game

[Barefootgirl]

[threadjack]Oh I just love your pink snake av![/threadjack]

its not a snake. Its a syphilis spirochaete !

[thegiraffe]

its not a snake. Its a syphilis spirochaete !

someone else knows about those too? My [old] roommates are bonafide nerds - one of them just graduated with a degree in biomedical sciences. They were looking at those and dying laughing. I think they're gonna buy a few.

[Becks]

Well, gotta give him credit for chasing after it himself.

[HYHYBT]

I think they're gonna buy a few.

Wouldn't it be more fun catching them the old-fashioned way?

[Lace Neil Singer]

Well, gotta give him credit for chasing after it himself.

True, after all there are plenty of entitled idiots who'd just scream "Go get my turkey!" instead.