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  • It's Our Competition, Idiot!/Fucking "Stoopid"!

    Another busy day at Aid of Rite! Thankfully I get the next three days "off" (from work, yes; but not college coursework, which is currently WAY more stressful than my Aid of Rite job).

    Here are tonight's stories.

    It's Our Competition, Idiot!

    Old guy slams 2 candy bars on my counter and demands to know where the closest "BVS" pharmacy is. I blink, point out the doors and say, "Further down that way, corner of Blah Blah St. and Yip Yip St." I figured if he was already that surly, I'd make him their problem.

    It's Our Competition, Idiot! Part 2

    While doing the damages basket today, I saw that someone had returned a bottle of Wally World brand aspirin and it was thrown into that basket. On top of that, Recently Fired Coworker T had written the code for Aid of Rite aspirin on the bottle. This must've been what Manager S2 meant when she said T was fired for sticky fingers-I get the feeling T processed the return by memorizing S2's numbers and stealing the cash. I never would've thought T capable of doing that.

    Fucking "Stoopid"!

    Random woman yanked down her pants and pissed in the corner of the store early this morning. Manager S1 cleaned it up.

    Fucking "Stoopid"!, Part 2

    I had to witness the barring of a shoplifter tonight by Semi Awesome New LP Guy and the shoplifter looked when SANLG told him the fine for shoplifting was about $400. "But I don't have money! I ain't got no work!"

    "Too bad. You need to pay the fine."

    Guy stole a $1.49 pack of king sized Skittles.

    His friend that he came in with bought $6 worth of Gatorade and had a wallet bulging full of money.

    What the frack?
    Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

  • #2
    LOL "BVS"

    and whoever pisses in a store like that is effing stoopid
    Last edited by MadMike; 03-30-2010, 06:01 AM. Reason: Please don't quote the entire post!

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    • #3
      Fucking "Stoopid"!, Part 2
      Lol can't he only have to pay a fine if taken to court or caught by a real cop? Just saying. of course you have to love people who steal AND COMPLAIN when they get caught.

      Actually, my manager allows people to refill those disposable refill cups which is against health codes. Have one guy that gets all pissy if I forget to charge him the refill price. except for last week I watched him come in, grab a NEW cup and throw the old one away. He comes up and I ring up cup of new coffee.

      FD "Thats a refill"
      me "Except for when I watch you switch cups"
      FD "Well it had a hole, and your coworker never gives me a problem about it"

      me thinks that a nice new car you have out there .60 isn't going to break the bank.
      Oh and as I just changed the trash for shits and giggles I went to the can pulled the cup sicnei t only thing in there out, and filled it with water.... perfectly fine. Guess I need to watch his cheapass more.
      I'm sorry reading is not a new concept it has been widely taught in our nation for at least the past 100 years. Please, learn to do it CORRECTLY before you become contagious.

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      • #4
        Quoth ralerin View Post
        His friend that he came in with bought $6 worth of Gatorade and had a wallet bulging full of money.

        What the frack?
        Well obviously, shoplifter's buddy had just cleaned shoplifter out, selling him his latest hit of meth, and then is too damn cheap to buy the guy a pack of Skittles!


        Mike
        Meow.........

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        • #5
          Quoth underemployeed View Post
          Fucking "Stoopid"!, Part 2
          Lol can't he only have to pay a fine if taken to court or caught by a real cop? Just saying. of course you have to love people who steal AND COMPLAIN when they get caught.
          OP probably refers to the civil fine some companies will mail to people after they've been caught shoplifting there. It's not any sort of criminal fine like a penalty for the actual offense.

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