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    Email: Yesterday I had to run through the house and reboot the wireless modem.

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    Email: You people are infuriating! Tonight I have lost it twice in the past 15 minutes.

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    Note on account: Customer upset that there are cable wires out near the street. He states people are constantly running over them & getting electrocuted when it rains.

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    Email: Do not make me get satellite TV!
    The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert

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    Email: Yesterday I had to run through the house and reboot the wireless modem.

    And today I had to run to the store.

    Email: You people are infuriating! Tonight I have lost it twice in the past 15 minutes.

    No, you infuriate me sir.

    Note on account: Customer upset that there are cable wires out near the street. He states people are constantly running over them & getting electrocuted when it rains.

    Don't want to know how they let him out.

    Email: Do not make me get satellite TV!

    Oh no, not satellite TV! *Cue dramatic music*
    The Grand Galactic Inquisitor hears all and sees all.

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      Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
      Email: Yesterday I had to run through the house and reboot the wireless modem.
      That's why I always kept the family's router on my computer desk, cause I could reboot it without reaching too far.
      Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
      Email: You people are infuriating! Tonight I have lost it twice in the past 15 minutes.
      Lost what? Who? It? Who's it?
      *tags PJ* She is, now.
      Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
      Note on account: Customer upset that there are cable wires out near the street. He states people are constantly running over them & getting electrocuted when it rains.
      Well, if it'd stop raining, there'd be fewer people running over them... duh...
      They're designed that way, to catch the young and sickly and separate them from the herd.
      Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
      Email: Do not make me get satellite TV!
      The dish is a disease.
      "I call murder on that!"

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      • #4
        Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
        Email: Yesterday I had to run through the house and reboot the wireless modem.
        NAKED TIME! Wheeeee!

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