He fights authority, authority always wins

[Midorikawa]

He fought the law and the LAW WON!

I was waiting for that joke. I considered making it, but resisted the urge. :-P

[MadMike]

See, some people who get their cars impounded aren’t happy until they’ve managed to “win” in some way against us.

(Snatches a pine tree air freshener) "I'm taking this!"

[RetailWorkhorse]

(Snatches a pine tree air freshener) "I'm taking this!"

I think I seen that movie! Crap, what was the title??

[Mr Hero]

“Next time I’ll get away free you bastards! Just you wait!”

I'll get you next time, Gadget!

your posts are always full of win and awesomesauce!!

How many of us here get to say they get paid to put SC's in their place?

[Amina516]

What I wouldnt give to be able to go on a tow ride along...:P

Itd make my year...Lol

[Midnight12]

if it hasn't been said yet, WHY did he return to the parking space that he was towed form, that was the first clue there. oh wait that would mean he'd have to have a brain first

[Andara Bledin]

I'll get you next time, Gadget!

Heh. You beat me to it.

I think I seen that movie! Crap, what was the title??

Liar Liar, one of Jim Carrey's best roles.

^-.-^

[bainsidhe]

Oooh, I was thinking Jerry Maguire. Didn't he take the goldfish?

[LillFilly]

Woooooooohhhh!

I love your stories, cause you kick A** and take names!

I shall leave you with this heart-wrenching link to a wounded soul who's vehicle is being sooooo unjustly taken:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhwhFDC4ljE

[Marmalady]

Argarbarga you so totally rock!!

[sirwired]

"Just you wait..." Classic! I wonder how many towing bills it will take for it to occur to him that each attempt to "win" keeps costing $105.

SirWired

[DeltaSierra]

Awesome story. I seriously don't understand why some people don't learn. Years ago, I had the SAME GUY towed from my assigned parking spot NINE TIMES!!!!!! (He had his own assigned spot at the other end of the lot, but wanted MINE because it happened to be right up near the apartments AND beneath a huge overhanging tree, and in the winter it got hardly any snow. Sorry asswipe, I'd had that spot for 3 years before you moved in. I told him to quit it. The apt owners told him to quit it, it got the the point that the tow truck knew my number and all I had to do was say "The usual" and they'd come right over. You'd think after 2-3 times of $120 tows he'd have learned??? It finally stopped, not because he stopped parking there, but because one time he couldn't afford to pay to get the car out of impound and it was auctioned off.

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

Ooh! This story is worthy of being immortalized...



...on one of those shows on TruTV where they film people being stupid tards who get pwned by the real world.

[MrsEclipse]

Paraphrased from seanbaby.com (Absoludicrous Video- Straight Up, page 2)

The guy mistakes himself for Lex Luthor somewhere around the end and dramatically leans out the window to yell to the tow truck, "Next time I’ll get away free you bastards! Just you wait!!" It sounds totally diabolical and tricky up until you remember that his nefarious master plan is to park in spot #44 and not pay for getting towed.

[morgana]

Years ago, I had the SAME GUY towed from my assigned parking spot NINE TIMES!!!!!!

(snip)

it got to the point that the tow truck knew my number and all I had to do was say "The usual" and they'd come right over. You'd think after 2-3 times of $120 tows he'd have learned??? It finally stopped, not because he stopped parking there, but because one time he couldn't afford to pay to get the car out of impound and it was auctioned off.

Wow! That's some impressive stupid, there.