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  • #46
    Yeeeeees. And I haven't yet mentioned the blue pants with the word PINK stitched across the rear, nor the rainbow coloured zebra print pants.

    I'm saving those for a rainy day.
    Now a member of that alien race called Management.

    Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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    • #47
      Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
      Thank you for reminding why I don't go outside during the day. -.-

      There are people out there.
      Yeah... that's one of the reasons that I'm very happy that I work from home more than half the time. I don't have to deal with people except over the phone or email.

      The days that I do have to go into the office, I avoid the actual people as much as possible. I've found that wearing sunglasses not only keeps me from getting a migraine (boo for evil bright fluorescent lighting in my office) but also keeps my coworkers from noticing when I'm either glaring at them or rolling my eyes.
      "Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!" - The Truman Show

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      • #48
        Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
        COOOKIIESSSS!

        No sugar, please.

        COOOOOKIIIIIIES!
        *sigh*. Ok, caveman style, eh?

        *mashes barley sprouts with sunflower seeds, walnut pieces and cracked wheat*

        *bakes*

        Here, you can have the whole batch.

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        • #49
          Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
          Great big over-sized shirt and "shorts" that end about 3" above your ankles with the belt located around your thighs....why? Even if you were a Real Gangster (which I DOUBT) and hiding a gun under that mass of fabric I could stab you with my pencil before you could even untangle yourself. And my pencil's wrapped up in my clipboard.

          I understand this 100% and how f*cking annoying this is. Majority of my city school mates dress like this. From Baltimore City.
          Sucky Customers- Have the ability to convert non-drinkers into raging alcoholics in one phone call or less.

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          • #50
            Chow Time!

            Two tacos please.

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            • #51
              Quoth lupo pazzesco View Post
              o.0

              So....bad day at work...?

              <Offers bacon vodka>
              This made my stomach angry... Made me even more queasy to find out it exists...
              Pretend there's something here that sounds insightful, but is really just some pseudo-intellectual bull.

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              • #52
                Quoth Magpie View Post
                *sigh*. Ok, caveman style, eh?

                *mashes barley sprouts with sunflower seeds, walnut pieces and cracked wheat*

                *bakes*

                Here, you can have the whole batch.
                Ooooo. Actually....that sounds nummy.

                While I DO have a carb intolerance (and diabetic to boot), I can eat bread sometimes. Just not much more than a few slices worth.

                Quoth Stryker One View Post
                Two tacos please.
                *Points to Taco Guy* That way. And it will cost you 5$ and you'll have to stand in line for almost 6 minutes since he has to actually cook it. Whereas all my stuff's all precooked, I just heat it, top it, and serve it.
                Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                • #53
                  *Has an extreme craving for tacos now* Thanks guys....

                  RW that cart is made of win!

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                  • #54
                    Ha ha ha, you're welcome, SG!

                    And thanks.
                    Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                    Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                    • #55
                      Friend of mine made bacon vodka. He got bored skimming the fat off after the 3rd time so he didn't skim any more.
                      Have you ever had a slimy, fatty, cocktail?

                      Anyway, your cart is adorable!

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                      • #56
                        That cart is adorable. How do you make hotdogs if you don't have a grill?

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                        • #57
                          Do you ever migrate to Georgia?
                          What if Humans are just Dire Halflings?

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                          • #58
                            "Why does Mexican music sound like polka?"


                            'Cause it is polka. It's Tejano music which was influenced by the large Rio-Grande German population, which has been there almost 200 years. That's where they get the accordion and even tuba playing in Tejano music.

                            To tell you the truth, I kinda dig that kids like to listen to that kind of music. It's so different from the top 40 stuff.

                            But I grew up on German polka, as Dad is a Kapellmeister and a horn player in a small beer-hall combo.

                            And my coworkers play polka music in the stockroom all the time.

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                            • #59
                              *points to previous post*

                              HELPFUL INFO.

                              *gives cookie*
                              Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                              Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                              Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                              • #60
                                Pre-cooked bacon? You don't have to grill that. Then again... Pre-cooked bacon vs Traditional bacon

                                Regarding the burger obsession... when I worked in the pizza place, we'd get some people ask us for burgers. Never tacos, tho. O.o Good thing too, or I might have been tempted to clock them one with the pizza slice.
                                People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
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