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This happened to me yesterday. Ancient Ninja teleports behind me while I'm sorting through the bins to put items away after a truck. I never knew he was there. I suddenly feel something hot and steamy against the back of my neck. I quickly turn around to make sure it's nothing, and OMFG I swear to all that is high and holy, our noses were less than an inch away at some point. And he was hobbling, too. Hot garlic breath assaulted and stormed my nasal passageways (and I'm pretty sure my eyes... started to burn.) as he said "...ssspongess," and waited there, lurking like a condor, a mere inch away from my face. All that happened before I even had a chance to react. No sooner had the "g" sound in that been let loose, had I recoiled in shock and surprise (And horror) and just open-mouthed, gapingly pointed to where they were, only several feet from where we were standing.
He hovered away. Crazy old ninjamen.
... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand then of course I had the exact opposite happen about an hour and a half later. I was still sorting through the li'l bins, when I get a little buzzing in my ear. I look up to make sure it's not a light fixture catching fire or something, and go back to my work. The noise increases in intensity, and I back the heck away and start looking around. It's like an odd mix of a door alarm and a cricket. Surely this sound cannot be human.
Alas, when I turn my head and see some tiny, tiny guy over clear across the store flagging me down as if I were an airborne aircraft carrier, (I was bigger than him, that's for sure. Dunno how many planes I could carry, but I'm darn sure it's more than he could. O_O!')
Of all the people that were between him and I, he really was calling for me, even though I couldn't understand a darn thing he said. When I walked over there, all he wanted to know was where a certain something was. I quickly pointed it out to him, and he plucked it off the shelf, thanked me, and scooted right on out of there. Easy enough.
But geez. There were like, two other employees between him and I, who were stocking things, and he was looking at me. Very obviously, me. No entiendo...
He hovered away. Crazy old ninjamen.
... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand then of course I had the exact opposite happen about an hour and a half later. I was still sorting through the li'l bins, when I get a little buzzing in my ear. I look up to make sure it's not a light fixture catching fire or something, and go back to my work. The noise increases in intensity, and I back the heck away and start looking around. It's like an odd mix of a door alarm and a cricket. Surely this sound cannot be human.
Alas, when I turn my head and see some tiny, tiny guy over clear across the store flagging me down as if I were an airborne aircraft carrier, (I was bigger than him, that's for sure. Dunno how many planes I could carry, but I'm darn sure it's more than he could. O_O!')
Of all the people that were between him and I, he really was calling for me, even though I couldn't understand a darn thing he said. When I walked over there, all he wanted to know was where a certain something was. I quickly pointed it out to him, and he plucked it off the shelf, thanked me, and scooted right on out of there. Easy enough.
But geez. There were like, two other employees between him and I, who were stocking things, and he was looking at me. Very obviously, me. No entiendo...
He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.
That made me laugh so hard. Can I steal that?
1) Don't touch me! 2) Mind your own business! 3) I was wearing low-rise pants, they were not falling down! If my underwear was showing, it would only have been a little bit of the band, not enough that anyone should even care! They weren't thongs, either.
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