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  • #1

    Wherein I think I am molested

    Short one today. Just a note. Because of my eyesight, I need people to take out their ID's. I can't read them when they hold them.

    Me: I just need your ID and CC
    *gives me CC but just shows ID*
    Me: Can I have you take it out?
    SC: Did you want to touch it too?
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  • #2
    .... Um...I'm just going to get some of this and give you one of these *hugs*
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    • #3
      "SC: Did you want to touch it too? "


      I'm sorry Sir. I can't serve you since, according to this ID, you're only 4 inches.
      "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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      • #4
        Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
        "SC: Did you want to touch it too? "


        I'm sorry Sir. I can't serve you since, according to this ID, you're only 4 inches.
        That burn was so hot you're in the records for arson. Daaamn.
        SC: "Are you new or something?"
        Me: "Yes. Your planet is very backwards I hope you realize."

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        • #5
          Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
          Me: I just need your ID and CC
          *gives me CC but just shows ID*
          Me: Can I have you take it out?
          SC: Did you want to touch it too?
          O_O

          DAMN. Asshole.
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          • #6
            ...am i the only one that assumes the guy was talking about the ID...?


            shoot and my mind's usually in the gutter, too.
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            • #7
              I don't know... it's kinda funny...

              If it was intentional, he's at least a quick-witted pervert.
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              • #8
                That's what he said! *ducks and runs*
                "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Green_Fairy View Post
                  ...am i the only one that assumes the guy was talking about the ID...?


                  shoot and my mind's usually in the gutter, too.
                  My mind is usually in the gutter and that's why I think he was sexually harassing me. Made worse by the fact that we're both dudes and penises are a huge turnoff for me.
                  To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                    My mind is usually in the gutter and that's why I think he was sexually harassing me. Made worse by the fact that we're both dudes and penises are a huge turnoff for me.
                    kay, see, most guys (i think/hope) wouldn't even have the thought of sexual harassment cross their minds with another dude. it was probably just a mis-understanding, especially if it didn't go anywhere after that.
                    now, if he had said something like "i'm not going to take it out until after dinner and a few drinks," then yeah...that's just harassment.
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                    • #11
                      Quoth ShadowTiger View Post
                      That burn was so hot you're in the records for arson. Daaamn.
                      Ooo. I like that one. Gotta add to my sig
                      They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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                      • #12
                        My mind is usually in the gutter and that's why I think he was sexually harassing me. Made worse by the fact that we're both dudes and penises are a huge turnoff for me.
                        Damn.

                        Well, I'll remember that.
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