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  • You want a discount on top of the discount?

    So, all of our remaining Easter-related items are on a table near the front of our store with a huge sign announcing that everything on this table is 75% off.

    A customer brings up on of the big hollow chocolate bunnies that are normally $4.99, it's now reduced to $1.24. It's a big hunk of chocolate and it's a good price!

    However, nothing is simple nowadays.

    She puts the box on the counter and points out that one of the ears has broken off and is now residing at the bottom of the box. Poor one-eared bunny. So, she asks if we can give it at a discount because it's broken.

    Me: "It's already 75% off."
    Her: "Yeah, but it's damaged. The ear is broken off."
    Me: "I don't think we're able to mark it down any further."
    Her: "Let me talk to your manager then."

    So, I call the manager up here. I explain the situation and he basically tells the customer that we're not going to mark it down anymore.

    Her: "Give me your corporate office number. We'll see if they'll mark it down."
    Manager: *gives corporate number that we all know by heart *

    She ends up buying the bunny anyways, which made us think that she isn't going to follow through with her empty threat.

    The ear is still there, it's still edible. What exactly was she crying about?
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  • #2
    I'd hate to eat at whatever restaurant that woman frequents. "Waiter, there's a tiny piece of cheese hanging off of my hamburger patty!" "Waiter, this ice cube is halfway melted!"
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    • #3
      You should have looked for an intact bunny, swapped it for the broken one and claimed that you were going to "damage out" the broken one rather than sell it.

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      • #4
        Andara, I did try to see if there was another one to swap but just my luck, that was the last one. Sorry, I should have put that tidbit in my original post.

        Our Easter clearance table attracts people like magnets. They're buying it by the cartfull. Hell, I could have sworn I saw two kids fighting over this huge bunny lollipop.
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        • #5
          Any bets she on purposely damaged the ear just to whine for a discount?
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          • #6
            Damaging out merchandise (or at least saying you were going to and then putting it back out once the SC leaves) is a great way to keep people from breaking things just to get a discount. I only did it when people were being really sucky, but I did it.
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            • #7
              Mmm, discounted Easter eggs. XD I shouldn't have, but I ended up buying two discounted Easter eggs at £1.50 each Friday night. And these were massive eggs that cost about £8 when new!
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              • #8
                Quoth ZedOmega View Post
                I'd hate to eat at whatever restaurant that woman frequents. "Waiter, there's a tiny piece of cheese hanging off of my hamburger patty!" "Waiter, this ice cube is halfway melted!"
                What do you mean "ice melts when put into warmer liquid"? I'm a SCIENTIST!!!!


                edit: also I got a ridiculously good deal on BLACK JELLY BEANS. fifty cents a BAG. wooooooo.
                Last edited by Whiskey; 04-18-2010, 12:06 PM. Reason: jelly beans!!
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                • #9
                  Quoth Whiskey View Post


                  edit: also I got a ridiculously good deal on BLACK JELLY BEANS. fifty cents a BAG. wooooooo.
                  ...I just wanted to let you know that I now hate you.

                  I LOOOOOVVVEEE black jelly beans.
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                  • #10
                    Quoth Whiskey View Post
                    edit: also I got a ridiculously good deal on BLACK JELLY BEANS. fifty cents a BAG. wooooooo.
                    I had some black jelly beans last night...mine came from a bottle, though...
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                    • #11
                      Quoth Whiskey View Post
                      What do you mean "ice melts when put into warmer liquid"? I'm a SCIENTIST!!!!


                      edit: also I got a ridiculously good deal on BLACK JELLY BEANS. fifty cents a BAG. wooooooo.
                      You're a scientist? You're lying to me about how magnets work!

                      But $.50 a bag for black jellybeans?... Okay, I'm gonna have to raid a couple stores now.
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