My not so virgin ears!

[Imogene]

So, two guys walk into the store tonight (Bartender says, "Why the long face?"), one of them has headphones in and is talking into his upside-down phone, and I quickly realize he's trying to get the mouth piece near his mouth so he can whisper (badly) to whomever he's talking to. I think nothing of it until I overhear, "I want to suck your titties..." come out of his mouth. I try not to turn and stare as these two guys buy their stuff, but this guy is whispering in a way that I can hear every single word, and he's on my deaf side!

[Mr Hero]

Ow my freaking ears!

[neetsmcgee]

I hate the word titty *shudder* I heard someone once refer to my breastfeeding my baby as "titty pie" I wanted to puke.

[Imogene]

What makes this whole thing worse is, so far, everyone whom I've told this story to at the store has laughed about it.