Tweet
I got to pwn a SC today.
It was one of those moments where I had rehearsed the scenerio in my head over and over again, and finally got to do it.
Today seemed to have a high amount of people trying to pay with $50's or $100's, which we have signs posted that we do not take any bills higher than $20 *but you know how SCs don't read signs!*, and I will enforce that policy to the grave. Perhaps the reason for the influx of large billed customers was that it was Sunday and the banks were closed. Because we all know that Subway is just a sandwich shop in disguise....We're really everyones' personal bank!
Anyway, a man comes in and my co-worker ends up making his sandwich while I am standing at the register waiting to ring him up. He arrives at the register and here's what transpires:
Me: Your total is $x.xx
SC: *hands me a $50 dollar bill*
Me: We actually don't take any bills higher than $20.
SC: I don't see any sign!
Me *Gears up for the impending pwnage. Seriously, my eyes lit up as soon as he uttered that line of stupidity* Actually, we have TWO signs. One right here *walks over to the first one and points right at it*, and the other posted on the door *points right to it*
SC: *pissed off that he has just been pwned and humiliated in front of other waiting customers* Just give me my money! *I give him back his money and he storms out of the store*
I was just waiting for that moment to finally happen, and after the incident I had a surge of adrenaline going through me for a few minutes because it felt so good to dish it back out.
The next customer I served got a kick out of the exchange and was very nice to me through his order.
Today seemed to have a high amount of people trying to pay with $50's or $100's, which we have signs posted that we do not take any bills higher than $20 *but you know how SCs don't read signs!*, and I will enforce that policy to the grave. Perhaps the reason for the influx of large billed customers was that it was Sunday and the banks were closed. Because we all know that Subway is just a sandwich shop in disguise....We're really everyones' personal bank!
Anyway, a man comes in and my co-worker ends up making his sandwich while I am standing at the register waiting to ring him up. He arrives at the register and here's what transpires:
Me: Your total is $x.xx
SC: *hands me a $50 dollar bill*
Me: We actually don't take any bills higher than $20.
SC: I don't see any sign!
Me *Gears up for the impending pwnage. Seriously, my eyes lit up as soon as he uttered that line of stupidity* Actually, we have TWO signs. One right here *walks over to the first one and points right at it*, and the other posted on the door *points right to it*
SC: *pissed off that he has just been pwned and humiliated in front of other waiting customers* Just give me my money! *I give him back his money and he storms out of the store*
I was just waiting for that moment to finally happen, and after the incident I had a surge of adrenaline going through me for a few minutes because it felt so good to dish it back out.
The next customer I served got a kick out of the exchange and was very nice to me through his order.
Comment