Same crap, different day

[sarasquirrel]

Just more stupids.

Oh btw, its April vacation this week. OH JOY

Kids

I really hate them, though they werent too bad today, but i had one charming young lady

I ring her up for her item, tell her the total, and she pays.

only she flicked her folded up $100 bill at me.

how would you like it if i flicked some coins into your face?

Reusable...do it!
so i ring up the lady, which just so happened to be during the driving school rush. (loves it)
She only had a few things and she had a reusable bag. she also had her "green bag tag" when u dont use a bag, or, if you use any old bag we scan it, and every 4 visits you get $1 back.
So i scan that and she pays, and i wait for her to leave
"can i have a bag?"
..*thinking oh no you didnt
"can i have a bag?"

now what i wanted to say was...

"WTF??? the whole point of the green bag tag and a reusable bag is to NOT USE A NEW DAMN PLASTIC BAG"

but since it was busy (and we were shortanded) i didnt feel like starting a fight i knew i would lose.

Piss
yea, thats right. PISS

I had to pee at work, and i go into the ladies room.

like seriously wtf...who PEES ON THE SEAT?

in my mind. youre ass is supposed to go on the seat. its not like you'll be eating off your ass later. and for those who pee on the seat...did you ever think of the next person who uses it, has to clean off YOUR PISS. so they can use a toilet normally?

well at least your precious bee-hind didnt get any scary germs...boo!

[Pedersen]

like seriously wtf...who PEES ON THE SEAT?

From my year spent cleaning the dining room and bathroom at the local McDonald's, I would have to guess the answer to that is roughly 99.999% of the women who used the bathroom. I would say 100%, but you've just proven there's at least one woman out there who doesn't.

As my boss at the time used to say: "How the hell can you miss when you're sitting down to take a piss?"

I never did get an answer to that.

[The Last to Know]

I'm part of that very tiny percentage who doesn't - that is one of my biggest pet peeves - women who *squat* - teach their daughters to *squat* - pee all over the seat & then leave it for somebody else to clean it up in order to go to the bathroom - and you are right - roughly 99.99% of women do it

[sarasquirrel]

thank goodness im not the only one who uses a toilet correctly.

HAHA

[lupo pazzesco]

As my boss at the time used to say: "How the hell can you miss when you're sitting down to take a piss?"

I never did get an answer to that.

Because you're never quite sitting. These are the hovering squatters in the ladies' rooms. Those women who can't possibly let their precious ass cheeks touch porcelain that has been tainted by numerous ass cheeks before their own. So, to remedy this and to protect their precious, precious buttflesh, they don't use of the the seat liners, oh no, that would make sense. See, the seat liners are made of waxy paper, thus too rough for their delicate derrieres. No, these hovering squatters must carefully maneuver so they have one leg on either side of the toilet. then, slowly, slowly they carefully lower down until they're juuuuuust inches away from the toilet seat. Can't get too close you know, because the butt taint from women past might be in the air above the seat!. So, once they're those few precious inches away, then it's all systems go. However, being that we females don't have the navigational capabilities built into our plumbing system that men do, the target is often missed, thus, the seat takes a hit.

This, of course, only proves the hovering squatters right in their own mind. Because if they miss, then everyone else misses, so they're totally and completely justified in hovering and squatting, for if they don't they will be infected for life, and their asses will never be the same again.


(Sorry, it was my day on the schedule to clean the ladies room, and I found telltale splash signs along one of the toilet bowls this morning. I'm just a little bitter. but only a little...)

[sarasquirrel]

Because you're never quite sitting. These are the hovering squatters in the ladies' rooms. Those women who can't possibly let their precious ass cheeks touch porcelain that has been tainted by numerous ass cheeks before their own. So, to remedy this and to protect their precious, precious buttflesh, they don't use of the the seat liners, oh no, that would make sense. See, the seat liners are made of waxy paper, thus too rough for their delicate derrieres. No, these hovering squatters must carefully maneuver so they have one leg on either side of the toilet. then, slowly, slowly they carefully lower down until they're juuuuuust inches away from the toilet seat. Can't get too close you know, because the butt taint from women past might be in the air above the seat!. So, once they're those few precious inches away, then it's all systems go. However, being that we females don't have the navigational capabilities built into our plumbing system that men do, the target is often missed, thus, the seat takes a hit.

This, of course, only proves the hovering squatters right in their own mind. Because if they miss, then everyone else misses, so they're totally and completely justified in hovering and squatting, for if they don't they will be infected for life, and their asses will never be the same again.


(Sorry, it was my day on the schedule to clean the ladies room, and I found telltale splash signs along one of the toilet bowls this morning. I'm just a little bitter. but only a little...)

id rather have a seat left up that have to wipe someone else piss off. i dont even wanna have to wipe mine...but i dont have to, since i sit like a 'normal' person

best toilet ever
in Mohegan sun, the ladies room, which had an epic line had built in toilet seat covers that would be uhh rotated out and a new one came up automatically with each flush. WIN

[Andara Bledin]

Gah!

There's at least one of my co-irkers who squats.

There's fewer than 20 women in the entire building, so I don't think it's unreasonable to expect you to plop your ass down on the seat. If it makes you feel better, take a moment to plop down an ass gasket so you don't actually have to come in contact with the awful, nasty, cleaned twice a week, toilet seat.

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[JLG]

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I really hate them, though they werent too bad today, but i had one charming young lady

I ring her up for her item, tell her the total, and she pays.

only she flicked her folded up $100 bill at me.

how would you like it if i flicked some coins into your face?]



Oh how I would love to flick a customers change in their face. Why do most people put their coins and bills on the counter? I hate when the bills are folded! If I didn't hand them their money and just put it on the counter you bet they would make a fuss about it

[sarasquirrel]

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I really hate them, though they werent too bad today, but i had one charming young lady

I ring her up for her item, tell her the total, and she pays.

only she flicked her folded up $100 bill at me.

how would you like it if i flicked some coins into your face?]



Oh how I would love to flick a customers change in their face. Why do most people put their coins and bills on the counter? I hate when the bills are folded! If I didn't hand them their money and just put it on the counter you bet they would make a fuss about it

the kids love to hand my money so crumpled, i cant tell the denomination at first

epic fail points if an adult does it

[Sleepwalker]

I've just become resigned to taking the spray bottle of disinfectant and some paper towels in with me every time I have to go.

[Cazzi]

Because you're never quite sitting. These are the hovering squatters in the ladies' rooms.

Us minority who know how to use a loo properly can always console ourselves feel sorry for the hoverers who will screw up their pelvic floor muscles & end up in pain over their toilet habits

I'm not bothered by toilet seats anywhere near as much as I am by following someone out of the room who's just come straight from the cubical to the exit without washing their hands... eewwww

[Kristev]

Is that why I always find the ladies' bathrooms harder to clean, and messier, than the men's rooms?

[Cazzi]

From my experience.. YES!

Back when I worked in a bar it was always the ladies that was messier & sometimes downright disgusting. They say women are supposed to be the cleaner sex? Heh.. I refilled the soap dispensers three times more often in the gents loo than the ladies.

These days I always keep a small bottle of anticbac gel in my bag, just in case I have to visit a public loo.. to use after I've had to pull a door handle to exit

[Enjis]

I visited Kenya, in Africa, and there were many 'squat' toilets there, and in Tanzania too. These places were out in the parks tho, or in very small towns.
There was no seat, just a hole in the (usually) dirt floor, with concrete 'foot stands' o neither side. And a bar to hold onto, if you were lucky.
'Cuz pulling back your slacks while squatting and trying to balance...not fun.
Seeing all the wild animals was worth it tho.

[Andara Bledin]

These days I always keep a small bottle of anticbac gel in my bag, just in case I have to visit a public loo.. to use after I've had to pull a door handle to exit

A note about antibacterial gels: They're only antibacterial at first. Then they become bacterial havens.

I visited Kenya, in Africa, and there were many 'squat' toilets there, and in Tanzania too. These places were out in the parks tho, or in very small towns.

That's different from squatting over a regular toilet, though. Actually, it's probably slightly better for you to use a squat toilet. Most standard toilets are far too tall.

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