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    An exchange between me and a customer the other day.


    SC: I need to speak to a manager....
    Me: Well im a sup, what can I do for yah?
    SC:I would like to buy a shed..
    Me: Alright, that shed is sold out today but we have 6 more coming in any day now.
    SC: Cmon your a good guy, you should put one on hold for me!
    Me: Sorry sir its first come first serve. I can write down the item number and you can call us in the morning to see if its come in if you like?
    SC: Your a nice guy, how about you buy it when it comes in and I pay you back? (item is 700.00, not that it really matters!)
    Me: Haha no way sir, no holds and im not buying you a shed.
    SC: You a flames fan?
    Me: Nope, an Oilers fan through and through.
    SC: Well! From one Oilers fan to another you should help me out!
    Me:*laughing* Sorry bud, no holds or anything. Call that number and when its in get here early cause those sheds go FAST!

    Finally left after that. I didn't understand the flames comment since we live in Edmonton!
    Fan? This is shit. Shit? Meet fan.

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    Quoth Department stores *sigh* View Post
    SC: You a flames fan?
    Me: Nope, an Oilers fan through and through.
    SC: Well! From one Oilers fan to another you should help me out!

    Finally left after that. I didn't understand the flames comment since we live in Edmonton!
    Do I feel like a dork. I was trying to figure out why you're a fan of an NFL team that ceased to exist in 1996 (well, actually, they're now the Tenn Titans). That's even knowing full-well that the Flames are a hockey team....
    It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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    • #3
      Did he flirt with you and show some skin, too? Some people just won't take no for an answer.
      A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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      • #4
        I'm still waiting for someone to ask me what the "male/female/white/black/asian/gay" price is on cigarettes.
        The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

        Now queen of USSR-Land...

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