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Customer: "Why's your other door closed?"
Me: "Because it's locked?" Derp!
Me: "Because it's locked?" Derp!
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"I call murder on that!" -
It's closed so I can bash my face against it without falling through the door frameA swift blow to end defiance, a thousand voices silenced in fire. -
It's closed because I hate you...."I'm not smiling because I'm happy. I'm smiling because every time I blink your head explodes!"
-RedComment
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because it's funny watching you try to get out that way ^_^Comment
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it's closed so idiots like you will ask stupid questions like, 'why is the door closed?'look! it's ghengis khan!
Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)Comment
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To keep our secret afterhours project of plague-carrying rats in a controlled environment.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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We have two sections of metal-security-wall-thinge we have to raise every morning to get in. Usually we only lift it up bout a half a meter, just so we can squeeze in. First employee that comes to the shop, opens it slightly at leaves it like that for the rest.
W! ______!W!______!W
A !_______!A!______!A
L !_______!L!______!L
L !_______!L L <--Slightly open.
One morning I was the first one in the shop and left it as pictured above. Left my coat in the back-room and went to have a little tinkle. Came out a few minutes later and heard this woman shouting "woohoooo, is annyyyboody heeerree?"
I step into the shop and lo and behold, this old woman (!) standing in the shop looking confuzzled, asking me "if we are not open yet?" The time is 09:15, the mall I work in doesn't open until 10:00!
I ask her less than politely if the more-than-halfshut steel grate in front of the this shop and the other -closed- shops didn't give her a hint that perhaps we're not quite open yet..?
Apparently she had seen me snaking my way under the grate and thought that this was some new way of entering.. And this is an old lady at that! How she even managed that is beyond me!
I finally chased her out and told her to come back in 45 minutes.. Oddly enough, whatever that was so important she felt the urge to shop long before opening wasn't important enough..Last edited by Shatteredillusions; 04-23-2010, 08:43 PM.Comment
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It's closed because our manager is really a rabid wildebeest and we only open that door in case of robbery, vandalism and SC. Want me to open it?My other car is a Mackinaw.Comment
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It's closed because it's keeping out the stupid. But I see you made it in anyways.Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeartComment
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