The Boar King

[Andara Bledin]

And I'm the Pussy President. Now shut up, or I'll send the 'Gina General, he Labia Lieutenant, and the Snatch Sergeant to arrest you for your Cunt Martial.

*snrk*

^-.-^

[Becks]

Every get one of those calls that just…erodes? Everything seems perfectly normal at first, but things slowly start to slip then by the time you realize something is amiss you’re already knee deep in abject lunacy? Where the caller is little more then a clever doppelganger of a normal person and it is only through prolonged interaction that you realize they are merely wearing the barest costume of sanity and you can see the zipper showing? Yes, well, this is one of those calls.

Sounds like some of the people who call the deli department.

[Sacknahalf05]

“I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!”

LOL, it's sad I get this reference, and so appropriate for 4/20.

What? Weren't we all little immature shits at some point?

Either way, here's the link to youtube, and no, this is in NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM SAFE FOR WORK, CHILDREN OR SMALL CRITTERS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4-ChcL6Pzo

[Gravekeeper]

I'm not sure how I feel about this obsession with seeing me naked and crying in the shower. ;p

Though I may now have to refer to Jester as "Mr President" from now on.

[XCashier]

Omigod I love your writing!

Do a Search for the rest of Gravekeeper's posts. You'll be reading for several days and trust me, you won't be disappointed.

And I'm the Pussy President. Now shut up, or I'll send the 'Gina General, he Labia Lieutenant, and the Snatch Sergeant to arrest you for your Cunt Martial.

This is not only hilarious, it actually would explain the semi-regular power outages we have down here in the Keys.

Another mystery solved! Now, I've got to go hook up that Chocolate IV...!

[Exaspera]

Do a Search for the rest of Gravekeeper's posts. You'll be reading for several days and trust me, you won't be disappointed

I plan to. And I have already forwarded this new series to several people, with directions to this site.

[Cymberleah]

I mean, she had all the leather fetish gear you could ask for ( if you were so inclined ). All the buckles, snaps, spiked collar, wrists, etc you could want. Combined with what appeared to be three layers of variously coloured ripped pantyhose and fishnet stockings.

Just how long were you "forced" to stare at the Muppet slayer to make such a list? Or was this like bingo and you just had to check things off? Interesting that you know enough about fetish wear to tell that she had all of it.

I'm going to buck the trend and say that I don't want to see you weeping in the shower. Recovery from a psychotic break would likely take more than a week, and I'd miss your updates.

[Andara Bledin]

I'm not sure how I feel about this obsession with seeing me naked and crying in the shower. ;p

Oh, I'm sure a couple of those details are purely optional.

^-.-^

[Gravekeeper]

Just how long were you "forced" to stare at the Muppet slayer to make such a list? Or was this like bingo and you just had to check things off? Interesting that you know enough about fetish wear to tell that she had all of it.
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It was ahead of me on the escalator, and had 3 sub-minions with it who were far less colourful, being only leather based. But together they were blocking me from moving any further up the ascendatron. So I was forced to ride behind them, cataloging their fashion transgressions.

Oh, I'm sure a couple of those details are purely optional.

I'm guessing one in specific isn't. -.-

[Soulstealer]

I'm not sure how I feel about this obsession with seeing me naked and crying in the shower. ;p

Oh, I'm sure a couple of those details are purely optional.

I'm guessing one in specific isn't.

Well you don't specifically have to be in the shower.

[Aethian]

Well you don't specifically have to be in the shower.

And hopefully not crying.

[Megg]

Can we change Jester's title to "Mr. President"? That would be too awesome.

GK, as always, much <3 and appreciation. Oh, and - that too.

[Jester]

Though I may now have to refer to Jester as "Mr President" from now on.

I have no problem with this, actually. Considering at various times during my life I have been referred to as "The Mayor" and "The Rev."

And frankly, if women actually start believing that I have earned that particular presidential title, that can only be a good thing for me.

I'm going to buck the trend and say that I don't want to see you weeping in the shower.

I too am not obsessed with seeing you either naked, in the shower, or crying. I certainly wouldn't mind seeing you get drunk once in a while...but I am hardly obsessed about that.

Can we change Jester's title to "Mr. President"? That would be too awesome.

"We" cannot change it. *I* can change it. However, I won't. I happen to like my current title of "Inebriant Supply Coordinator," thank you very much.

[The cat whisperer]

Let me just say that as a lifelong resident of Georgia, I don't think you are too far off in your GA Power discription. It would answer most of my questions regarding that company. Thanks for solving the mystery.

[Sapphire Silk]

GK, my friend, have you never heard of "Acapulco Gold"?

And I'm the Pussy President. Now shut up, or I'll send the 'Gina General, he Labia Lieutenant, and the Snatch Sergeant to arrest you for your Cunt Martial.

I . . . can't . . . . breathe . . . . .