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    Short one from today that made me /headdesk and giggle.

    Client: I am very upset with the quality of your work, I had heard great things about you. I am so upset now.

    Seraph: Murr? I thought you were all excited about the design. What changed with the latest update?

    Client: All of this! The font you put in here. Its TERRIBLE. I don't understand Spanish, how can you expect me to read this? Or my site members!

    Seraph: ...You mean, the Lorem Ipsum placeholder text is upsetting you? The stuff that I specified in the email was just to show you what it would look like with text there, and that you could switch it out to whatever you wanted?

    Client: ...

    Client: Well I still don't like Spanish.

    Seraph: It's Latin.

    <Client has signed off>

    By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

    "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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    ...customer is special.

    But the history lesson on the site you linked was neat!
    My NaNo page

    My author blog

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    • #3
      Umb-da Uck-schma.
      "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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      • #4
        Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
        Umb-da Uck-schma.
        Anyone here able to translate this Spanish?
        By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.

        "What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant Friend

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        • #5
          LMAO!

          I love that he signed off immediately after....

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          • #6
            Quoth Seraph View Post
            Anyone here able to translate this Spanish?
            gilipollas is what Google translator tells me... Since it put two words into one, I'm hopin' that means it's accurate.
            "Did you at least ascertain the nature of his curse so that I may know the monstrosity that I face? ... A GIRL? He was... Turned into a girl? WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT?" -EGS http://egscomics.com

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            • #7
              Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
              Umb-da Uck-schma.
              Dumb schmuck?
              The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

              Now queen of USSR-Land...

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              • #8
                lol, im rusty on that version of latin. Haven't spoken that version in years

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                • #9
                  Quoth fireheart17 View Post
                  Dumb schmuck?
                  Bingo.
                  "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                  • #10
                    Have you ever seen the site Clients from Hell? I saw this same thing all of the time in there. Goes back to my credo, the masses are asses.
                    Dull women have immaculate homes.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                      Umb-da Uck-schma.
                      Quoth fireheart17 View Post
                      Dumb schmuck?
                      Duck the Schmuck!
                      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                      Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                      Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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