Short one from today that made me /headdesk and giggle.
Client: I am very upset with the quality of your work, I had heard great things about you. I am so upset now.
Seraph: Murr? I thought you were all excited about the design. What changed with the latest update?
Client: All of this! The font you put in here. Its TERRIBLE. I don't understand Spanish, how can you expect me to read this? Or my site members!
Seraph: ...You mean, the Lorem Ipsum placeholder text is upsetting you? The stuff that I specified in the email was just to show you what it would look like with text there, and that you could switch it out to whatever you wanted?
Client: ...
Client: Well I still don't like Spanish.
Seraph: It's Latin.
<Client has signed off>
Client: I am very upset with the quality of your work, I had heard great things about you. I am so upset now.
Seraph: Murr? I thought you were all excited about the design. What changed with the latest update?
Client: All of this! The font you put in here. Its TERRIBLE. I don't understand Spanish, how can you expect me to read this? Or my site members!
Seraph: ...You mean, the Lorem Ipsum placeholder text is upsetting you? The stuff that I specified in the email was just to show you what it would look like with text there, and that you could switch it out to whatever you wanted?
Client: ...
Client: Well I still don't like Spanish.
Seraph: It's Latin.
<Client has signed off>

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