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WITH THEIR OWN GODS-BE-DAMNED BICYCLES!!! 
Seriously. I am pissed, upset, and sore because this incident gave me a mild asthma attack.
I got a call from a store (this is an indoor mall mind you) that they'd seen some boys riding their bikes...inside the mall! I rushed over, but was told they'd gone out the doors and through the parking lot. I went out in the security vehicle, but didn't find them.
An hour later I got another call, this time from 2-stores, telling me the same thing! I went down to where they were riding a different way, popped around the corner and caught 3-boys, 10-14 years old, riding in circles in the open area under a skylight! They yelled "Oh shit!" as I chased them and the went out the automatic doors. I was running full blast, and saw them go into another store lot trying to hide between cars. I went along the sidewalk to keep them in sight. I saw them start riding along the front of that store, so I kept to the wall and ducked into the store, popping-out at the next entrance and chased them again! Then they started calling back, taunting me because they knew I couldn't catch them; little asshats! I did the same trick at the next set of doors and when I popped-out I was right in front of them as they'd been riding back to taunt me some more. The wheeled around and I ran after them again and yelled for them to get the hell off the property (Yeah, I was pissed and used bad words. Mind you, I'd just gotten a call about 10-minutes ago that my dad was in the hospital having surgery
) I was starting to cut them off to where they had to turn-off our property, and they were yelling back at me, laughing, and shouting "Fuck you you stupid whore!" I chased them all the way to the edge of our property, yelling something along the lines of finding some traffic to play in! Then I waited to make sure they were gone, had a minor asthma attack, and then went back for the security vehicle so I could patrol around and make sure they didn't try to sneak back.
If I had had the vehicle for the 2nd call, I think I would have been too tempted to run them over. I fully expect their parents to call asking why I kicked their precious innocent spawn out of the mall for no reason. Oh, how I hope!
Seriously. I am pissed, upset, and sore because this incident gave me a mild asthma attack.
I got a call from a store (this is an indoor mall mind you) that they'd seen some boys riding their bikes...inside the mall! I rushed over, but was told they'd gone out the doors and through the parking lot. I went out in the security vehicle, but didn't find them.
An hour later I got another call, this time from 2-stores, telling me the same thing! I went down to where they were riding a different way, popped around the corner and caught 3-boys, 10-14 years old, riding in circles in the open area under a skylight! They yelled "Oh shit!" as I chased them and the went out the automatic doors. I was running full blast, and saw them go into another store lot trying to hide between cars. I went along the sidewalk to keep them in sight. I saw them start riding along the front of that store, so I kept to the wall and ducked into the store, popping-out at the next entrance and chased them again! Then they started calling back, taunting me because they knew I couldn't catch them; little asshats! I did the same trick at the next set of doors and when I popped-out I was right in front of them as they'd been riding back to taunt me some more. The wheeled around and I ran after them again and yelled for them to get the hell off the property (Yeah, I was pissed and used bad words. Mind you, I'd just gotten a call about 10-minutes ago that my dad was in the hospital having surgery
) I was starting to cut them off to where they had to turn-off our property, and they were yelling back at me, laughing, and shouting "Fuck you you stupid whore!" I chased them all the way to the edge of our property, yelling something along the lines of finding some traffic to play in! Then I waited to make sure they were gone, had a minor asthma attack, and then went back for the security vehicle so I could patrol around and make sure they didn't try to sneak back.If I had had the vehicle for the 2nd call, I think I would have been too tempted to run them over. I fully expect their parents to call asking why I kicked their precious innocent spawn out of the mall for no reason. Oh, how I hope!
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