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  • Is it just me or was this guy extremely dumb?

    A man (mid 40s) came in today and asked for gift certificates, it went like this

    Him: Hello, do you have any gift certificates?
    Me: I'm sorry, but we are all sold out at the moment, we should be getting more around noon however.
    Him: hmm, so you don't have any?
    Me: No, but like I said, we'll be getting more around noon.
    Him: Alright, and is that today?
    Me: Yes, today at noon we should be getting more in
    Him: Okay, and what time will they come on
    Me (getting annoyed): Around noon (in the meanest, yes polite way I could)
    Him: Okay, so thats today they'll come in at noon?
    Me: Yep
    Him: And you're sure you're out?
    Me: Yep
    Him: sigh, alright. Bye


    I had to stop from laughing at this to his face, it was very hard.

  • #2
    Ah yes. A classic "repeat request in the hope that we will pull the product out of our hind quarters" SC. It's not just you.
    "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

    RIP Plaidman.

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    • #3
      Don't you know, if your store is out of something, you can just wave your magic wand for the customer and give them what they want!

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      • #4
        Well, THAT hurt to read. I can only imagine (my brain cells are staging a revolt at THAT thought) experiencing it in person.
        Unseen but seeing
        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
        There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
        3rd shift needs love, too
        RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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        • #5
          You'll notice some people carry on childish traits into adulthood and use them on store employees, because it once won over their parents. It's a big SC trait as well.

          Asking "Why?" after every sentence is a popular SC/childish trait (you have no idea how many adults actually do that).

          And of course, repeating the answer in a question form and in several different ways in order to try and trick you and get the answer they want is also a good one they use.

          Kudos for keeping on top of it! You get the retail hero of the day award, I'm so proud of you
          You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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          • #6
            votes for stupid and hearing challenged; i had one of those, but it was over a syrup flavor.

            gah, what part of temporarily out of doesn't register? apparently, all of it.
            look! it's ghengis khan!
            Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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            • #7
              GAH! I hate that! I think they believe that if they keep asking it and/or change the wording, they will unlock the secret passcode question and you will produce the elusive item they are seeking.
              "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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              • #8
                Maybe he has some slight dementia, too. I can't count how many conversations I've had with little old ladies in which I have to repeat the same info over and over, because they don't remember that they just wrote it down.

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                • #9
                  Instead of making another thread, I'll just add this story to this one.

                  Yesturday, (same day as first one) I was serving a customer. I was ringing in the customer when i looked up and there was like old woman who started saying her order, I said, "one second please, i'll be with you once I'm done this customer" she stopped, then one of my coworkers said "can i help who is next" the customer I had been serving wanted a donut too, so i grabbed it for her, when i turned around the woman again becan saying her order. I told her that my co-worker would be happy to help her, but i was currently with another customer. Because I acknowledged her she just went on. I kept saying that my co-worker would help, but she kept on repeating her order. I finished up with my customer and then asked her what I could get her about 3 times before getting it.

                  After I got it for her, she repeated it once more as I was ringing it in...

                  People....

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Dave1982 View Post
                    Ah yes. A classic "repeat request in the hope that we will pull the product out of our hind quarters" SC. It's not just you.
                    I watch those "EMS horror stories" shows and you would be surprised at the things found in peoples' butts ...

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                    • #11
                      true, but the reason they're on the show is precisely that they *can't* pull the items in question out of their hindquarters.
                      Now the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.

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