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  • The Fan-trabulous bake sale adventure of Frick and Frack

    Frick and Frack is this husband-wife team of scammers and possible thieves that frequent the swamp. I don't know exactly what they've been doing, but management and LP are keeping a watch out for them.

    Frick and Frack apparently are on welfare, not that this means anything.

    One day, about a month ago, Frick and Frack decided to hold a bake sale at the swamp for 4-H, despite having no children in the organization and no apparent ties to it. So they called us up to arrange all the details, baked three big boxes of cupcakes and schlepped them to the swamp.

    Frick and Frack almost got turned away once we saw who they were. After all, they identified themselves on the phone by their real names, if they even did at all, so nobody knew they were Frick and Frack before they showed up with the cupcakes. They were allowed to have their little bake sale, but there's a good chance we now have their names if they ever try pulling something else.

    Frick and Frack did not sell many cupcakes that day, so they gave them to the store manager and beat feet before he could tell them he didn't know what he was going to do with all those cupcakes.

    Frick and Frack's cupcakes were put up in the breakroom for employees to enjoy. But very few employees chose to enjoy them once they knew who had baked them.

    Frick and Frack's cupcakes were then dumped in the trash.
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  • #2
    LMAO.

    This tickled my funny bone for some reason.

    Good call on throwing out the cupcakes.

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    • #3
      I do not understand. Unless they were horrible cupcakes....why toss them? (does not know the back history of Frick and Frack...)

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      • #4
        Quoth LexiaFira View Post
        I do not understand. Unless they were horrible cupcakes....why toss them? (does not know the back history of Frick and Frack...)
        Would you eat anything baked by people with a less than reputable reputation? First thing I always ask when I se baked good is "Who brought them?". Some peoples baking/cooking i would just not eat. If they seem like skanky people, who knows what they actually do in their home?

        I can just see them picking their ass and then tasting the cupcake batter...with the same finger......

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        • #5
          ok yeah duh. brain fart. doh.

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          • #6
            Quoth Amina516 View Post
            I can just see them picking their ass and then tasting the cupcake batter...with the same finger......



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            • #7
              People were making anecdotes about people named Frick and Frack since the days of the Yellow Kid. Maybe longer.

              Always loved the classics.
              Why do they make Superglue but not Batglue?

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              • #8
                Tell us the back-story, please?
                Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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                • #9
                  Maybe I'm missing some significance here, but if people are now "gaming the system" by "fraudulently" selling 4H cupcakes, either scammers have gotten way too desperate, or these two aren't exactly Bonnie and Clyde in terms of lawlessness..
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                  • #10
                    Everyone knows that genuine 4H "cupcakes" are horse biscuits.
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                    • #11
                      Quoth dalesys View Post
                      Everyone knows that genuine 4H "cupcakes" are horse biscuits.
                      To go with the horse biscuits, we can even enjoy some cow pies

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                      • #12
                        Quoth dalesys View Post
                        Everyone knows that genuine 4H "cupcakes" are horse biscuits.
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                        • #13
                          I've got this image of everybody standing around the cupcakes in the break room poking them with a stick.
                          It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Pagan View Post
                            I've got this image of everybody standing around the cupcakes in the break room poking them with a stick.
                            with the "you try one" "no you do it" conversation.
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                            • #15
                              Quoth Green_Fairy View Post
                              with the "you try one" "no you do it" conversation.
                              Let Mikey eat it!
                              I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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