The. Hell?

[Imogene]

Yes, that period was intentional...

But, seriously, why, in the past week, have I had seven people alert me, "Hey, I asked for cash back!"
"Congratulations, I'm sure your mother must be proud." Unless the cash ejector is broken or empty, it'll come out below the pin pad. I have almost nothing to do with paying your ass, usually.

[bainsidhe]

Robotic voice: "Your change is below the scanner"

Robotic voice: "Your change is below the scanner"

Robotic voice: "Your change is below the scanner"

SC: Where's my change!!! Garble grabble grunt

Me: *points* Below the scanner

SC: Oh

[bean]

You know, the very first time I used a self checkout, I managed to follow the instructions. And I had never been a cashier before or had a job handling money yet.

Is it really THAT difficult?

"Oh gee Billy Joe, it's telling me the cash is below the scanner.. what's a scanner, that must mean someone 20 feet away has it!"

[mattm04]

Almost as fun as them trying to put the money IN.