A lotta ass!

[Anakah]

I seriously attract the crazies!

Anyway, this guy wasn't a jerk or anything but he did show me a bit more of himself than I wanted to see...

SG: Sore guy


SG: I am so sore...

The guy is like sixty something so I just kind of figure his back hurts or something.

I don't ask him why he is sore. I know that always leads to trouble but he decided to let me know anyway.

SG: I just had surgery. It hurts, I can barely move.

I am wondering WHY he was walking around if he just had surgery... Don't come to a casino..

SG: I have sixteen staples. Here, look!

OH MY GOD.

He turned around, pulled up his shirt, down the pants and whamo! I got to see what it looks like to have staples on your crack! He explained that there are more as you go down.

He wasn't sucky, its just I really didn't want to see that... And I was a bit embarassed. Poor guy but please dude, do not show me the battle scars. I don't know why he had to have that or what the surgery was but he told me he has two more. I feel for him but I didn't need to see it.

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For the past two days there has been this guy who is in his boxers. Yeah, he wears a t-shirt, flip flops and BOXERS. No shorts. Nothing left to the imagination. Trust me when I say they are not shorts and he isn't wearing anything under them.

Security told him to put pants on but he refused. I guess since he was putting a lot of money down on the tables the pit told security that it was okay! Crazy!!!

Atleast he changes his underwear. He had on green ones yesterday and blue today. Ick. I don't know how he doesn't get smacked with indecent exposure but nothing should be swaggering at me from below the belly into my window. And no, I didn't see anything but you can see the swishing. My co worker was like: dude, I don't want to see his junk! I guess if you drop enough money, not wearing pants is acceptable....!?

[ralerin]

Oh? Not wearing pants is now acceptable if you gamble enough? Sign me up! I'm going to cram my too large body into a too small string bikini and go to your casino! And then I'll throw a giant SC fit when I get denied!

Edit to add: Egh, seeing the swishing...I'm kinda curious if you could tell size through those? Because if he has to go to the casino in his undies, he's either well endowed and wants to show it or else poorly endowed and wants to show that he's man enough anyways.

[Evil Queen]

Stop talking about the swishing!

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AAAHHHHH!!!

[ShadowTiger]

lol that is so quote-worthy. XD


It reminds me a bit of the customer I had once who was in the bulbs aisle with a trenchcoat and shoes. ONLY a trenchcoat and shoes. O_O It wasn't even closed! When it opened you could see alllll of him. Oh he was a perfectly nice guy, sure. Even asked if I could help him. I helped him find some nice shiny new lightbulbs for whatever illuminatorial purpose he required. Me being as accepting or wtf-ever that I am I didn't care a bit when he opened up the coat completely to extract his old bulb.

(HIGHLIGHT FOR TMI MOMENT --> ) I was honestly happier that he had an old bulb with him than that I noticed that his piece was as big as the bulb.
I mean I just don't see a point in making a big deal out of it. I tend to take things moment by moment. If he keeps it closed, and he leaves happy and buying something, awesome.

[Aut]

Hehehehehhe, old bulb.


I had surgery in that same area as the first guy. A couple, actually. Had the first one while I was in high school. When I returned to school, some friends wanted to see the wound (it was packed, not stitched). I told them it was on my lower back. He still wanted to see. I said it's on my lower lower back. He still wanted to see it. Finally told him it was on my butt and he said nevermind. I wasn't about to show anyone that, but I was trying to be delicate about it.

[Kristev]

That's just awful. He shouldn't even be walking.

[ralerin]

*hands EQ her brain bleach*

Mmm, swishing.