Last night was the Saturday of Suck. -.- I knew there was a reason to hate working Saturday nights.
Queue Jumper.
There was a huge queue of customers stretching out the door, a crammed full forecourt... and a girl who thought that she was far too speshul to wait in said queue. She ran past the queue and up to my till, saying, "I'm on pump 11, here's my money." She then threw a note down and tried to run out the door, heedless of my demands that she wait til I'd checked the pump. However, the door would not open, due to the fact that I'd locked it.
I then told her to wait her turn in the queue and she was forced to go to the back of the queue and wait. I did reopen the door so that other customers could get in and out, but was always ready in case Miss Queue Jumper tried to make another break for freedom; she didn't.
I Will Insult You And You Will Change Your Mind!
Rule #7 pertaining to ID checks; if you are a customer who has been refused sale of cigarettes due to having no ID, throwing insults my way will not make me change my mind and serve you. Nor will trying to tell me how to do my job; I am quite aware that eighteen is the minimum age that you can buy cigarettes, however we are operating on "Think 25", which means that anyone who looks under twenty five needs to produce ID and if they can't, then they don't get their ciggies.
Calling me a "bitch" will not make the slightest bit of difference, save to make me even more determined that you leave the premises. With said idiot, he then sent his equally stupid friend in to have a go; he said, "Your friend (refering to my collegue Jim) knows me, he knows how old I am!" As expected, Jim did not know them; they thought that he wasn't around when in fact he was round the back so his sudden appearence meant that they had to give up their cunning plan and leave.
I Put On An Extra Ten Pence So Take It Off!
This woman came into the petrol station and said to me in an imperious voice (ie, "You slave, me owner"), "I only meant to put in twenty pounds and I went over. Take the extra off, if you please." She'd put an extra ten pence on; there is no way that I'm going to take that off. Why should I? If we did that for every single customer who went over, we'd lose money. I refused, and she glared at me before digging out a ten pence piece and thumping it down on the checkout.
A Lack Of Planning...
Once more, say it with me. XD A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine. This customer forgot her petrol voucher; it's a voucher that enables you to get five pence off every litre. She produced it after the transaction had been completed and demanded that I void the transaction so that she could use it. I could do that; I do know how to... however, I refuse to do so for this reason. I will void a transaction and do a refund if I am the one who's made the mistake; however, I am not doing a void for a customer mistake. The voucher had another week on it so she could easily use it before it expired. She eventually stormed out in a huff.
Queue Jumper.
There was a huge queue of customers stretching out the door, a crammed full forecourt... and a girl who thought that she was far too speshul to wait in said queue. She ran past the queue and up to my till, saying, "I'm on pump 11, here's my money." She then threw a note down and tried to run out the door, heedless of my demands that she wait til I'd checked the pump. However, the door would not open, due to the fact that I'd locked it.

I Will Insult You And You Will Change Your Mind!
Rule #7 pertaining to ID checks; if you are a customer who has been refused sale of cigarettes due to having no ID, throwing insults my way will not make me change my mind and serve you. Nor will trying to tell me how to do my job; I am quite aware that eighteen is the minimum age that you can buy cigarettes, however we are operating on "Think 25", which means that anyone who looks under twenty five needs to produce ID and if they can't, then they don't get their ciggies.
Calling me a "bitch" will not make the slightest bit of difference, save to make me even more determined that you leave the premises. With said idiot, he then sent his equally stupid friend in to have a go; he said, "Your friend (refering to my collegue Jim) knows me, he knows how old I am!" As expected, Jim did not know them; they thought that he wasn't around when in fact he was round the back so his sudden appearence meant that they had to give up their cunning plan and leave.
I Put On An Extra Ten Pence So Take It Off!
This woman came into the petrol station and said to me in an imperious voice (ie, "You slave, me owner"), "I only meant to put in twenty pounds and I went over. Take the extra off, if you please." She'd put an extra ten pence on; there is no way that I'm going to take that off. Why should I? If we did that for every single customer who went over, we'd lose money. I refused, and she glared at me before digging out a ten pence piece and thumping it down on the checkout.
A Lack Of Planning...
Once more, say it with me. XD A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine. This customer forgot her petrol voucher; it's a voucher that enables you to get five pence off every litre. She produced it after the transaction had been completed and demanded that I void the transaction so that she could use it. I could do that; I do know how to... however, I refuse to do so for this reason. I will void a transaction and do a refund if I am the one who's made the mistake; however, I am not doing a void for a customer mistake. The voucher had another week on it so she could easily use it before it expired. She eventually stormed out in a huff.
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