May I suggest de-caf?

[evilhomer]

I've got a floorplan to find a workstation that I have to move. I track it down, give my greeting and set the floorplan on top of a cabinet to get things ready. I see a horrified look on the woman's face as the floorplan begins a slow descent off the cabinet. It comes crashing to the ground with the thunderous boom of..... well... of a piece of paper falling to the ground. You would think that a gun was fired based on the frightened leap she gave at this sound. Her horrified look continued as she assessed the damage caused by this falling paper.

Not really an SC, but I sure found it funny

[r2cagle]

Slow motion all the way down, I presume?

[Sheldonrs]

Brings up the age-old philsophical question:

If a paper falls in the coffee shop and only an idiot is around to hear it, does it make a difference?