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  • Art clients are weird.

    I can officially add "doors with teeth attacking people" onto the list of things I've been paid to draw. I'd post it here, but I don't really want it associated with me... not even to my screenname, hah. He wanted a series of these just eating random people.

    Then he complained that it was too violent. Uh... he was the one who asked me to add more blood to the art when he saw the sketches. Don't think this one was my fault, really.

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    It sounds familiar... like... a game I'd played before...

    *ponders the doors with teeth attacking people under the pondering tree*
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    • #3
      Quoth Evil Queen View Post


      It sounds familiar... like... a game I'd played before...
      Prince of persia at least that's what I was reminded of. But not the new 3d ones the OLD dos games. lol
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      • #4
        hehe, even when you're quite open minded you still don't see those uppercuts coming every so often, and they certainly send you reeling each and every time
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        • #5
          Quoth Taboo View Post
          I can officially add "doors with teeth attacking people" onto the list of things I've been paid to draw. ...:
          Sort of like Knob Gobblin's? With HUGE knockers?

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          • #6
            I've heard of vore, but vore with doors is something new.

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            • #7
              Some of the Final Fantasy games (especially the earlier 8-bit and 16-bit era ones) have had people-eating doors in them too.

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              • #8
                At least it wasn't Evil Pants

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                • #9
                  Quoth Taboo View Post
                  doors with teeth attacking people
                  hmm

                  doors with teeth, attacking people
                  doors with teeth-attacking people
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                  • #10
                    Quoth joe hx View Post
                    hmm

                    doors with teeth, attacking people
                    doors with teeth-attacking people
                    Simply dashing, the commatary
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                    • #11
                      Quoth elsporko View Post
                      I've heard of vore, but vore with doors is something new.
                      Anthro door vore is new to me, too, and I've seen a lot of weird stuff.

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                      • #12
                        Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.


                        Just so we understand in my head the door was a mix between that Cartoon Alice & Wonderland door and the Langoliers. Now close your eyes and imagine That eating people. it was enough to make me giggle like a child.
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                        • #13
                          Quoth Red_Dazes View Post
                          Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.


                          Just so we understand in my head the door was a mix between that Cartoon Alice & Wonderland door and the Langoliers. Now close your eyes and imagine That eating people. it was enough to make me giggle like a child.
                          I mean-- I give the client some points for creativity. I take them away for being stupid enough to specify that he wanted the people to be dying and then get mad that it was "too violent," though.

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                          • #14
                            ...doors with teeth...eating people......I think I just took a wrong turn into the gutter.

                            Quoth Evil Queen View Post


                            It sounds familiar... like... a game I'd played before...

                            *ponders the doors with teeth attacking people under the pondering tree*
                            *Flips open one of the Guides for one of the many Zelda games*

                            Okay, don't go into that door, go into the other one. I dunno, it doesn't say. Okay, open it anyho-DID THAT DOOR JUST EAT YOU?! It did! Holy crap, NO NO NO NO DON'T GO IN THERE AGAIN!

                            Quoth Red_Dazes View Post
                            Just so we understand in my head the door was a mix between that Cartoon Alice & Wonderland door and the Langoliers. Now close your eyes and imagine That eating people. it was enough to make me giggle like a child.
                            I. LOVE. You. That's the same image I got in my head (after returning from the gutter).
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                            • #15
                              Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post

                              I. LOVE. You. That's the same image I got in my head (after returning from the gutter).
                              Hahaha! Yey I am not alone!
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