It started off with pleasant enough conversation with Mr. and Mrs. Guest but of course things just had to take a turn for the worse. Also note we are located in Virginia but they guests are from Canada.
Thoughts in italics.
Mrs. Guest: I saw this interesting flower and I was wondering if you might know what it was. They are down by the lake and look like rhododendrons but different.
Me: Different how?
Mrs. Guest: Well they were longer.
Me: I think I know which bunch you are talking about and I always thought that they were rhododendrons.
(if you can’t come up with anything other than “longer” I’m just going to assume they are rhododendrons, cuz you know they aren’t always the exact same size)
Mrs. Guest: Well rhododendrons wouldn’t be blooming this early so that can’t be it.
(Oooookay then)
Me: Sorry I can’t think of what else they could be, I’m not exactly an expert on plants.
Mr. Guest: Why not, didn’t you ever want to learn about biology and get educated on the world around you?
Me:
Mrs. Guest (to husband): Don’t be so hard on her dear, not everyone gets to go to college.

Seriously why do people assume that if you don’t know one, very specific piece of information then you must be an idiot? I’m halfway through with my degree at a respected university, I took two semesters of bio and learned plenty about the world around me, and thanks to my upbringing I could most likely identify every animal on property, plants just aren’t my thing. By the way I checked with one of the guys in grounds and yes, they are, in fact, rhododendrons and they bloomed as expected in the area.
Thoughts in italics.
Mrs. Guest: I saw this interesting flower and I was wondering if you might know what it was. They are down by the lake and look like rhododendrons but different.
Me: Different how?
Mrs. Guest: Well they were longer.
Me: I think I know which bunch you are talking about and I always thought that they were rhododendrons.
(if you can’t come up with anything other than “longer” I’m just going to assume they are rhododendrons, cuz you know they aren’t always the exact same size)
Mrs. Guest: Well rhododendrons wouldn’t be blooming this early so that can’t be it.
(Oooookay then)
Me: Sorry I can’t think of what else they could be, I’m not exactly an expert on plants.
Mr. Guest: Why not, didn’t you ever want to learn about biology and get educated on the world around you?
Me:

Mrs. Guest (to husband): Don’t be so hard on her dear, not everyone gets to go to college.

Seriously why do people assume that if you don’t know one, very specific piece of information then you must be an idiot? I’m halfway through with my degree at a respected university, I took two semesters of bio and learned plenty about the world around me, and thanks to my upbringing I could most likely identify every animal on property, plants just aren’t my thing. By the way I checked with one of the guys in grounds and yes, they are, in fact, rhododendrons and they bloomed as expected in the area.
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