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  • Getting us to pay for your stupidity FAIL!!!

    YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!

    Yesterday I was called to the phone to speak to a 'gentleman'; henceforth known as Dumbass. He wanted to report that he'd had a vehicle accident in one of our parking lots. The way he described it, and the location, made it sound fishy to me. Not to mention, this had happened 2-WEEKS AGO and he was just now calling us. Oh, he hadn't gone to the police, his insurance, or gotten an estimate on the damage. He said he had gone into the store and the manager had given him our number, but he had lost it.

    I decided to check video footage and boy, was it entertaining! Instead of backing-out of the space and turning, then driving forward and away, Dumbass pulled straight-back; so far back that he hit the pedestrian crossing sign at the start of the row behind him. A yellow sign on a 3-foot high yellow concrete post. Did I mention it was YELLOW? Then he gets-out of his car, looks at where he hit, KICKED IT, then drove around to the front of the store to complain.

    Of course, he's citing department of transportation regulations to me; something about that road signs have to be such-and-such a color, break-away posts, etc. He claimed our signs 'blended in' with the road, and that he could not see it in his blind spot, etc. Basically, he's blaming the way our signs are BUILT for the fact that his car was damaged, not because he hit it. And he expects us to pay for repairs! We're private property; we could construct our signs from lost souls and gummy bears if we so chose!

    He really doesn't have a leg to stand on; and how do we know him kicking his car (which is also on the video) didn't cause the damage? He just sounded so...sure of himself and entitled on the phone; I can't wait for the claim to be denied!
    "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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    Ooh! This is a good one! Can't wait to hear the rest!
    Dull women have immaculate homes.

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    • #3
      Dumbbunny, that one. Let him have his day in court. It'll be his loss.
      Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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      • #4
        What do you want to bet that his attempted claim was prompted by him getting into ANOTHER accident since then and the damage to his car is much more extensive than anything he caused by backing into the sign post?
        You're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~Argabarga

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        • #5


          He's claiming it's your fault he hit it because it was in his blind spot?

          Is his blind spot a fixed point in space?

          Or did the sign move around to stay in his blind spot?

          Or perhaps the sign didn't exist until it was in his blind spot?

          No wonder he never saw it!
          The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

          The stupid is strong with this one.

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          • #6
            all signs must be such and such color? what color is this? fuschia? teal?
            look! it's ghengis khan!
            Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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            • #7
              How does a yellow sign "blend in" with the road anyway?

              What an idiot.

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              • #8
                Quoth MaseMan View Post
                How does a yellow sign "blend in" with the road anyway?
                I spent all night trying to understand that too!
                "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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                • #9
                  If he had turned his body halfway around when backing up (like you're supposed to) he wouldn't have hit the sign.

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                  • #10
                    I'm still at how dumbass thought that the pedestrian crossing sign blended in with the road. Nonetheless he's gonna lose and get laughed at for trying to put in a claim for that "accident" or taking it to court.
                    I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                    Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                    Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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                    • #11
                      maybe we'll get lucky and see him on an episode of 'judge judy.' *rubs her hands in evil glee*
                      look! it's ghengis khan!
                      Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                      • #12
                        Day glo Yellow blends in? Good thing it wasn't pink camo then. He never would have seen it to kick it then!
                        Bark like a chicken!

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                        • #13
                          How the heck does a yellow sign blend in with the road?

                          Unless...

                          LillFilly, are you located in Oz? Not Australia, but Oz... with the wicked witches and the flying monkeys and all.
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                          • #14
                            OK we so need a emote that is a LARGE red stamp of "denied!" Or "Fail" like that hey to stanp on forms
                            I am evil, I should change my middle name legally TO evil, I'm proud of my evilness! Makes life fun! bwhaha

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                            • #15
                              Lilly, does he know of the existence of the tape yet? Or is that bit of news being saved for later?
                              The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

                              The stupid is strong with this one.

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