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This is a small collection of suck from today.
Get a Damn Hearing Aid
This old lady was making purchases with a check as most elderly people are wont to do. So naturally because she went north of about $50 it asked for her ID.
I type it in and go on.
Then it asks for her phone number, which it always does when it asks for ID.
SC: But I want my receipt.
Me: You'll get it as soon as I type in your phone number.
SC: But I want my receipt! What if I need to return something?
[Lather, rinse, repeat]
[Lather, rinse, repeat]
BOTH of us seem to be irritated by now.
Finally the customer behind her told her the same thing and we proceed.
Seriously. If your hearing is that bad, get SOME sort of hearing aid. They have cheap ones. Get an ear horn, at the very least.
Six Cents? Really?
I ring up a bottle of shampoo, and it comes up $1.83, or something like that.
SC: That's supposed to be $1.77! I SAW IT ON THE SHELF!
Fortunately Malmart policy says if it's that small an amount I can just change it to move things along.
Unfortunately, this has taught customers they can throw a bitch fit and get their things reduced just because they "KNOW THEY SAW IT FOR PENNIES LESS ON THE SHELF."
Get a Damn Hearing Aid
This old lady was making purchases with a check as most elderly people are wont to do. So naturally because she went north of about $50 it asked for her ID.
I type it in and go on.
Then it asks for her phone number, which it always does when it asks for ID.
SC: But I want my receipt.
Me: You'll get it as soon as I type in your phone number.
SC: But I want my receipt! What if I need to return something?
[Lather, rinse, repeat]
[Lather, rinse, repeat]
BOTH of us seem to be irritated by now.
Finally the customer behind her told her the same thing and we proceed.
Seriously. If your hearing is that bad, get SOME sort of hearing aid. They have cheap ones. Get an ear horn, at the very least.
Six Cents? Really?
I ring up a bottle of shampoo, and it comes up $1.83, or something like that.
SC: That's supposed to be $1.77! I SAW IT ON THE SHELF!
Fortunately Malmart policy says if it's that small an amount I can just change it to move things along.
Unfortunately, this has taught customers they can throw a bitch fit and get their things reduced just because they "KNOW THEY SAW IT FOR PENNIES LESS ON THE SHELF."