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  • Epic Scam Fail

    Sometimes, because my boyfriend works in a lovely rural setting, and members of workers families are allowed to sit quietly in the surroundings while the workers work, I go and keep him company, keeping to the side when he has customers.

    Part of his job involves taking people across the river on a floating platform which costs £7 and people try all sorts of scams not to pay.

    This morning, boyfriend asked one of his coworkers to take over on the platform while he went to do something his boss had asked him to do.I continued to sit by the side of the platform chatting to his coworker.

    A woman was waiting to cross the river and said to boyfriend's coworker, who was new, "I don't have to pay, you probably don't know but I'm the girlfriend of the guy who just left"

    I said "really, that's interesting, let's wait till he comes back and we'll both have it out with him, since he's my fiance"

    Woman decided she didn't really want to cross the river after all and left.

    When coworker and I told him this, he laughed and said he had had lots of peope tell him they didn't have to pay because they were related to various coworkers none of whom had any idea who these people were.
    Customer "why did you answer the phone if you can't help me?"

  • #2
    Wicked. You shut her scam down in flames. Good on you!
    Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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    • #3
      Kind of like a while back at the hotel, had this girl claim she should have the friends and family discount because she was the night auditor's girlfriend... my response,
      Funny, both me and the other night auditor are gay... so I wonder which one of us would have a girlfriend...
      If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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      • #4
        But I'm With the DJ!
        Dull women have immaculate homes.

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        • #5
          Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
          Kind of like a while back at the hotel, had this girl claim she should have the friends and family discount because she was the night auditor's girlfriend... my response,
          Funny, both me and the other night auditor are gay... so I wonder which one of us would have a girlfriend...
          My BFF in high school was a guy in the same town I lived in even though I didn't go to school there. We got along fantasticly, and to avoid issues with his classmates and mother [single mom, did a hell of a job raising 2 kids on a waitress wages] we declared I was his girlfriend. Worked like a charm, nobody realized he was gay, and he would rebuff the girls hitting on him with the classic I have a girlfriend line =)

          Not all gay guys look or act gay =)

          I am seriously pissed he died in a car accident in college =( I really miss him.
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          • #6
            Quoth AccountingDrone View Post

            Not all gay guys look or act gay =)
            no, most of us act like ourselves
            If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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            • #7
              Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
              no, most of us act like ourselves
              Yep. But I should warn you, myself is pretty gay. *has a pink polo shirt on*
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              • #8
                this made me laugh, seriously owned.

                I never get tired of people telling blatent lies to try and get away with things thinking they're being really smart and cunning and then getting completly owned.

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                • #9
                  TelephoneAngel, you rock!
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                  The world is an asshole contest...and EVERYONE'S A WINNER!

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Hyena Dandy View Post
                    Yep. But I should warn you, myself is pretty gay. *has a pink polo shirt on*
                    Oh Hyena, why must you tempt me so
                    If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                    • #11
                      love that line; way to shut her down with pwnage.

                      i'd rather spend time around gay men; no boob ogling, freakish comments and they dress better! they're also more fun that most women (as long as i don't get the ones throwing hissy fits over everything-i despise divas/princesses).
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