Oh wait I needed that

[CaptainThrifty]

I'm going to put this here as a donor is like a customer to us.

We had a woman drop off a rather nice dresser to us. The guy manning the donation area accepted it with a cursory inspection and brought it inside.

The manager came over to price it (the woman had already left). When she opened the top drawer, there was a vibrating dildo inside. The attendant wasn't there when this happened.

She called him over and asked how well he had inspected the dresser. Then she had him look inside and throw the thing away.

But wait! There's more.

The donor actually came back and asked if she could get the item back!

[Miss_Stress]

I know I'm wasting posting space but....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's better than my "adult dvd" story from work!

[Cookie]

Wow. That fact that she came back for it is what gets me here. You have two choices when your realize your toy has gone missing and you know it just got donated with a dresser: A) Pretend it never happened and go buy yourself a new toy. B) Go and shamelessly claim it like there's no possible way anybody could have found that gross or disturbing anywhere along the line.

[Sheldonrs]

Doesn't everyone keep a vibrator in their drawers?

[Cookie]

You know, Sheldon, there's more than one way to take that.

[BookstoreEscapee]

You know, Sheldon, there's more than one way to take that.

Sheldon would never intend to imply such a thing, I'm sure...

[Cookie]

Oh, whatever am I thinking? This IS Sheldon we are talking about, after all.

[dalesys]

The CS.com trope:

Make a wish....




and....




Here's Sheldon!

[Soulstealer]

Doesn't everyone keep a vibrator in their drawers?

Not the ones I'm donating.

[Imogene]

Here's Sheldon!

Yaaagh! *cowers from the smug, and the axe crazy*

[Sliceanddice]

thank you jowl now im am forever going to connect the puns with that face, i had been able to keep them seperated until now.
just thanks.

[superhotelworker]

I would have just died after that. Collapsed in a fit of giggles. Good grief. Go buy another toy. LOL

[Soulstealer]

I would have just died after that. Collapsed in a fit of giggles. Good grief. Go buy another toy. LOL

But that one has memories attached to it.

[Sheldonrs]

You know, Sheldon, there's more than one way to take that.

Just don't take it sideways.

[CiggyStoreClerk]

A) Pretend it never happened and go buy yourself a new toy.

Hey, a good toy can cost well over $100.00!

...not that I would know.....