I'm back

[Plaidman]

Seeing as it's a fairly common deal with people wanting a description, all ya gotta do is sit down one night at home. Write a few pages down using fancy smooth words that paint a beauitful image that would make poets weep.

Practice speaking like Morgan Freeman.


Once someone asks for a description, pull it out.

A real fun deal to do, and I would just to be a dick, is to keep describing, over and over and over using slighlty different words to confuse person, until they are begging me to stop.


I have a friend who is very verbose with description that can easily take a half hour to describe a person's eye. Want me to ask him to do that for ya?

[The Last to Know]

YAY!! VRS is BACK!!

But also very sorry it has to be under those circumstances - Jeez, what a brainless wonder that guy is.

[dalesys]

... is to keep describing, over and over and over using slightly different words ...

"You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike"

[AyreBiskits]

lol, you could say "it's sand, ya know? you pound it?"

[Caffienated_Caramel]

Yipee you've returned! That stinks the car job didn't work out. And at least your boss let up on the script bs too.

[r2cagle]

Geez, VRS... that's coming back with a vengeance, or vengeful customers. They can smell fear, and indifference.

[Hanzoku]

Is it bad I was hoping for milder suck stories from the BMW job, so you didn't have to put up with the idiocy and spinelessness of your former (and now current) job?

[Racket_Man]

"You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike"

but I said XYZZY and Plover???? Oh and N.S.E.W. N.S.E.W. (I had the program source code and description file waaaaay back when)

to VRS glad to have you back. I know it sucks to be here, but ya gotta vent someplace.

[Erin]

Tell him to not turn out the lights in his rental property...the Grue might eat him with his slavering jaws.

[Darkforge]

I'm sorry to see you back VRS. No offence, but i'd rather you didn't have to put up with those EW's, despite how inately readable your stories are.

[Ree]

Ummm...you do realize, VRS, and everyone else, that you can still stay here and post and participate, even if you change jobs and no longer work in an area where you have sucky customers?
Your own stories might not be as plentiful or exciting, but you can still comment on everyone else's stories and commiserate with them.

[tollbaby]

We missed you

[AyreBiskits]

there's always sucky bosses

[hobbitt97]

Glad you are back...sorry 'bout the car gig!!!

[ArcticChicken]

*squeeee* Dave's back!!

I think I take schadenfreude to an unhealthy level.