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    As I pointed out in the MIM thread, we are short staffed today in my emergency travel call center, because management allowed two people off on vacation, and a third to leave early.

    For added fun, Spirit airlines is going on strike. So the call volume is up, and there's only me and one other person to answer them.

    1st call:

    Me: *opening spiel*

    Cust: "Yes, I just landed in Detroit from Cancun, and I had to purchase a one way flight on Jet Blue because Spirit was cancelled due to their strike. Why didnt anyone let us know?"

    Me: *pulls up reservation and sees documentation from 3 days ago, stating a voice mail was left on xxx-xxx-xxxx, advising flights cancelled and to call to reschedule* I advise customer of this.

    Cust: "Oh, that! Well my cell phone doesnt work in Mexico, so I didn't get the message until just now when I landed in Detroit. Why didn't someone call me at the hotel?"

    Me: "Ma'am, I don't show that your agency is the one that booked the hotel, so I'm not sure how they would have known where to contact you, other than your contact number"

    Cust: "...."

    Me: "...."

    Cust: "Well, someone should have tried harder. I need to get a refund. I'm out all this money!"

    Me: "I'll have a manager contact you Monday regarding your complaint."

    Cust: "But WHY didn't they try harder to contact me?"

    Me: "Ma'am, all I can do is have a manager call you back Monday. I'm sorry."

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


    2nd call:


    Me: *opening spiel*

    Cust: "Yes, I'm at the Dayton airport, and we are flying to Istanbul through Chicago, and our flight to Chicago is cancelled because of weather. We will miss the flight to Istanbul."

    Me: *asks for name, pulls up res* "Ok sir, I see your flight has been cancelled. Are you in line with United so that they can reprotect you on the first available fight?"

    Cust: "Yes. I'm standing in front of the ticketing agent, and she is calling the ticketing department, but she's 17th in line on hold."

    Me: .....

    Cust: .....

    Me: "Oh. Ok, so how can I help you?"

    Cust: "Well, what should I do?"

    Me: *stab* "Well, I'd advise waiting for the agent to get through to her re-ticketing department, and having them reaccomodate you on the next available flight."

    Cust: "So you can't do anything?"

    Me: "Sir, it's a weather delay. I understand it's frustrating, but the worst part is over. You're at the front of the line and they're reaccomodating you the best they can. Just please be patient and see what they do for you. In a weather delay, they're only required to place you on THEIR next available flight, so unless you want to purchase another ticket to Istanbul, you'll unfortunately need to take what they offer."

    Cust: .....


    Me: "Is there anything else I can do for you?"

    Cust: "I guess not."



    Good GOD! I feel like a freakin' NANNY sometimes!!!

    Thanks for listening. VERY theraputic.
    Last edited by Peppergirl; 06-12-2010, 11:40 PM.
    "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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    Seriously...you truly have some real winners when it comes to customers, don't you?

    Good thing you have this place to vent.
    Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.

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    • #3
      Yeah, well... VRS' customers have to fly SOMEWHERE, right?
      You gotta polish a memory like a stone. Chip off the parts that remind you it was just a game. Work it until it's indistinguishable from any other memory.

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      • #4
        Peppergirl's got some pretty nasty customers, but their behaviour doesn't get nearly as unbelievably volatile as VRS's customers seem to do over trivial things.
        Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.

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        • #5
          Quoth Ree View Post
          Peppergirl's got some pretty nasty customers, but their behaviour doesn't get nearly as unbelievably volatile as VRS's customers seem to do over trivial things.
          Well yeah!

          By the time they get down to whichever of VRS's properties they're registered, they're good an' pissed after being soooo mis-treated by Peppergirl!

          Mike
          Meow.........

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          • #6



            Mine aren't QUITE as 'over-the-top' as his, but are occasionally good for venting and entertainment purposes.

            And hey - I was responsible for the iceland volcano eruption...I may as well take credit for the Spirit pilot strike too!
            "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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            • #7
              so if the person didn't leave a hotel number, how would he expect to be contacted? Gah. I guess people are psychic.

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              • #8
                Quoth Peppergirl View Post
                We will miss the flight to Istanbul.
                Man, you should've rerouted him through to Constantinople. Would've been fun to hear the gears click. "...Hey!"
                "I call murder on that!"

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                • #9
                  Quoth Juwl View Post
                  Man, you should've rerouted him through to Constantinople. Would've been fun to hear the gears click. "...Hey!"
                  ...that's nobody's buisiness but the turks.
                  The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
                  "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
                  Hoc spatio locantur.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Juwl View Post
                    Man, you should've rerouted him through to Constantinople.
                    Nah, I think Byzantium is even more fun.
                    Seshat's self-help guide:
                    1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
                    2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
                    3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
                    4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

                    "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Juwl View Post
                      Man, you should've rerouted him through to Constantinople. Would've been fun to hear the gears click. "...Hey!"
                      Quoth Geek King View Post
                      ...that's nobody's buisiness but the turks.
                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4phHwSSing
                      It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Geek King View Post
                        ...that's nobody's business but the turks.
                        great now I've got that song stuck in my head.....I prefer Ana Ang....or "where your eyes don't go"
                        Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Geek King View Post
                          ...that's nobody's buisiness but the turks.
                          EDIT: realised it was fratching territory.

                          Sorry, My family escaped from Byzantium/Constantinople/Istanbul less than a century ago when the turkish invaded and conquered that part of Greece so I have a strong opinion on that.
                          Last edited by Darkforge; 06-16-2010, 01:58 PM.
                          "You can only try so hard to look like you are working before actually doing your work seems easy in comparison" -My Boss

                          CW: So what exactly do you do in retentions?
                          Me: ummm, I ....retent stuff?

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