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  • Work Faster, Brain!

    Two small ones, because most of the annoying ones have been variations on a theme.

    Retort Needed

    I'm cleaning and restocking our display of toy cars (and made one lady's day by having cars in the first place, and again for having the model she wanted), and regular customer, actually the father of Manager S1 comes in, for beer. He comes right up to me.

    "Why are you moving so slowly? Is it because you work for minimum wage? I bet that's it."

    I GLARE at him before moving off to settle the line that's built up at the checkout. As I get to the register, I think up the perfect retort. "How is that an appropriate question to ask anyone?" Which is true. Just because I move slowly and do my job thoroughly when I work doesn't mean I don't love doing it.

    "Healthiness +" Suck

    As I explained earlier in a thread in Sightings, Aid of Rite has a new rewards card and the latest thing with it are the rewards. For example, "General Bill's" cereals are on sale this week, 2/$4. The problem is that they are 2/$5 with the card, and you only receive the dollar off from a coupon that prints at the end of the receipt AFTER you've paid the 2/$5 price. The only way for you to redeem that coupon is to purchase two OTHER boxes of "General Bill's" brand cereals and use the coupon from the first purchase towards that purchase. Aid of Rite also has a thing where you can bring in coupons you forgot, along with your receipt and we'll give you the money for those coupons. Well, that procedure doesn't work with these rewards coupons; I tried it yesterday and the register hissed at me that I can't do it. I hate it, I think it's false and misleading for the rewards anyway.

    Too many people have bitched and whined that the cereal needs to be on the card in the first place, then whine more when they realize they can't buy that cereal for the advertised price unless they buy two boxes in the first place and then whine louder when I can't give them the 2/$4 price unless they purchase 4 boxes total on 2 seperate transactions. I also hate people who tell me I can keep the cereal and then wait impaitently for me to process their return on an insanely busy weekend when I am the only cashier on. No. Hate it. I refuse to ask for that card unless they do first. It saves me so much headaches.
    Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

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    I only hustle for people I like.
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    • #3
      Why is it that we humans only think of great retorts AFTER the fact? Also, that whole discount thing sounds like it's as crappy for you as it is for the customers! Maybe some big wig will get their head out of their behind and do something...Though I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you.
      "And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--Shakespeare

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      • #4
        Quoth ralerin View Post
        "Why are you moving so slowly? Is it because you work for minimum wage? I bet that's it."
        "I'm SAVORING every moment with you... It's like the rest of the world disappears whenever you are near me... I've never felt more alive than when I am by your side... I can't quit you."

        "Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021

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        • #5
          Quoth ralerin View Post
          "Why are you moving so slowly? Is it because you work for minimum wage? I bet that's it."
          Because I'd like to get it right first time rather than make someone else have to redo it all.

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          • #6
            Is there a way to beat the system where you buy your 2nd 2 boxes with the $2/4 coupon and then return your original boxes you got at $2/5?
            To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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            • #7
              Quoth ralerin View Post
              For example, "General Bill's" cereals are on sale this week, 2/$4. The problem is that they are 2/$5 with the card, and you only receive the dollar off from a coupon that prints at the end of the receipt AFTER you've paid the 2/$5 price. The only way for you to redeem that coupon is to purchase two OTHER boxes of "General Bill's" brand cereals and use the coupon from the first purchase towards that purchase.
              Wow. I'm surprised this isn't illegal. I guess there must be some fine print in the ad, but wow is that ever sheisty.

              I hope enough people complain that corporate realizes how stupid it's being.
              The High Priest is an Illusion!

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              • #8
                Quoth ralerin View Post
                As I explained earlier in a thread in Sightings, Aid of Rite has a new rewards card and the latest thing with it are the rewards. For example, "General Bill's" cereals are on sale this week, 2/$4. The problem is that they are 2/$5 with the card, and you only receive the dollar off from a coupon that prints at the end of the receipt AFTER you've paid the 2/$5 price. The only way for you to redeem that coupon is to purchase two OTHER boxes of "General Bill's" brand cereals and use the coupon from the first purchase towards that purchase.
                The same thing happens with Safeway's rewards card. At the end of the transaction, the register prints out coupons based on what you bought that can be used on future shopping trips.

                Of course, there is a lot of stuff you can buy that the card discounts for the current purchase.
                "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                • #9
                  Quoth ArcticChicken View Post
                  I hope enough people complain that corporate realizes how effective it's being at garnering publicity.
                  Fixed that for ya...
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                  "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                  "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                  "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
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                  • #10
                    I stopped by my local Aid of Rite this afternoon to buy a few items. They had a hugh hanging sign over their register advertising the new Wellness+ Rewards Card. But the checkout clerk didn't ask if I wanted one. That may because his name tag said he was new.
                    "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
                      I stopped by my local Aid of Rite this afternoon to buy a few items. They had a hugh hanging sign over their register advertising the new Wellness+ Rewards Card. But the checkout clerk didn't ask if I wanted one. That may because his name tag said he was new.
                      Eh, he may have been new, but he was probably experienced enough not to ask for them.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth BrenDAnn View Post
                        Why is it that we humans only think of great retorts AFTER the fact?
                        Because we pay our brains minimum wage, according to SC logic.

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