A couple of bits that highlighted my week. Lots more going on, but for safety's sake (safety of our employees) I'm not posting the more exciting (and stressworthy) bits. Sorry. 
I hear my main register gal answer the phone and pause a few minutes and then go "I'm.. sorry.. sir? Do you want me to get a manager?" Joy. Sure enough, a moment later, "Hey, line one for you."
Me: *picks up the line* Thank you for holding, this is Shaded, how can I help ya?"
Old Guy: Yer a manager?
Me: Yes sir, how can I help?
OG: Well now! I never heard of no woman manager. You sure?
Me:...
Yes.. sir.. I am a manager.
OG: There ain't no guy managers there? I'm not sure a woman would know the answers to this.
Me: *slight shock, a bit of annoyance* Well, two of my bosses are guys, but one is a girl too, and I'm afraid none of them are here. I can try and help you if you like, what's the problem?
Turns out he just had technical problems with his dvd player, it will load and play any movie, it "just takes forever to load it" and he wanted to know how to fix it or why it would do that. Wow, I had felt like I had taken a time vacation. Meh.
Other small laugh for the week... had a guy come up to the front counter and plop down two largeish hardcover science/nature books (one on the solar system and another on something similar), which are generally pretty expensive. I think these were around 20-30$ each.
Guy: Hey, can you sell these to me for 25$?
Me: Um.. may I ask why?
(small bg.. if the book is damaged, sometimes I'll do a small discount off it, if we don't have another.. but only for that reason and only if it's obviously been that way for a while. In other words, if they didn't damage it TO get a discount)
Guy: Well, y'all have had these for a while and want to get rid of them right? So, I'd like to get them both for $25.
Me: *takes a look at the price tag, which also has the julian date listed on there, when it was printed* Well sir, this book here we got in January, and this one in April. We haven't had them for that long, I'm afraid.
Guy: Well, I'll just leave them on the shelf then! (Oh noes!)
Me: I'm sorry sir, you can either purchase them at the price listed on the tags, or leave them on the shelf. That's up to you.
I'll see if I have any additional later on today. It's my friday and it's been a heck of a week.

I hear my main register gal answer the phone and pause a few minutes and then go "I'm.. sorry.. sir? Do you want me to get a manager?" Joy. Sure enough, a moment later, "Hey, line one for you."
Me: *picks up the line* Thank you for holding, this is Shaded, how can I help ya?"
Old Guy: Yer a manager?
Me: Yes sir, how can I help?
OG: Well now! I never heard of no woman manager. You sure?
Me:...

OG: There ain't no guy managers there? I'm not sure a woman would know the answers to this.
Me: *slight shock, a bit of annoyance* Well, two of my bosses are guys, but one is a girl too, and I'm afraid none of them are here. I can try and help you if you like, what's the problem?

Other small laugh for the week... had a guy come up to the front counter and plop down two largeish hardcover science/nature books (one on the solar system and another on something similar), which are generally pretty expensive. I think these were around 20-30$ each.
Guy: Hey, can you sell these to me for 25$?
Me: Um.. may I ask why?
(small bg.. if the book is damaged, sometimes I'll do a small discount off it, if we don't have another.. but only for that reason and only if it's obviously been that way for a while. In other words, if they didn't damage it TO get a discount)
Guy: Well, y'all have had these for a while and want to get rid of them right? So, I'd like to get them both for $25.
Me: *takes a look at the price tag, which also has the julian date listed on there, when it was printed* Well sir, this book here we got in January, and this one in April. We haven't had them for that long, I'm afraid.
Guy: Well, I'll just leave them on the shelf then! (Oh noes!)
Me: I'm sorry sir, you can either purchase them at the price listed on the tags, or leave them on the shelf. That's up to you.

I'll see if I have any additional later on today. It's my friday and it's been a heck of a week.
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