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  • Crazed clerk presents "Attack of the stupids" (in 3D!)

    CC = Moi
    SC = you know...

    A real "case" of intelligence deficiency

    Lady brings up one of our promotional cases advertising a sale. While it is the same kind of case we put games in, it looks NOTHING like a game.

    CC: Did you have some questions about the offer?
    SC: I want to buy this game!
    CC: That's not a game.
    SC: What you mean it's not a game?
    CC: That's just a promotional case.
    SC: I know that, I know you keep the games behind your counter.
    CC: No, what I mean is that is just an advertising case, there's no game that goes with it.
    SC: There's not?
    CC: No. (good lord, look at the darned thing!)
    SC: Damn....ok then.

    Phone fun!

    Q: How much are your Playstations?
    CC: Would that be Playstation 2, Playstation 3 or Playstation Portable?

    Q: How much are your Xbox 360s?
    CC: Arcade? Elite? Refurbished? Used? (More details please!)

    SC: How much can I sell a PS3 for?
    CC: That depends is it a 20GB, 40GB, 60GB, 80GB, 120GB, 160GB or 250GB model?
    SC: It's one of the older ones, the bigger ones.
    CC: *sigh*

    SC: How much can I get in trade for a DS?
    CC: What kind of DS is it?
    SC: It's a regular DS.
    CC: *headdesk*

    I get that last one at least once a day usually and it drives me made because there is no such thing as a "Regular" DS. There is an original DS, a DS Lite, a DSi and a DSi XL.

    You might think by "regular" DS they mean original DS but they usually mean the DS lite.

    Wherein my brain hurts

    SC: I'd like a refund on this Playstation 3 please.
    CC: Why is that?
    SC: I bought it a couple of weeks ago but little billy already beat all the games I bought for him and I need grocery money so I want a refund.
    CC: We don't give refunds on opened new consoles.
    SC: Yes you do.
    CC: (oh we do, do we?) Who told you that?
    SC: When I bought this, the guy who sold it to me said I had 30 days to bring it back if there were any problems.
    CC: Actually *I* was the one who sold it to you and I remember you. I also remember telling you that the 30 day return was for defective replacements only.
    SC: Oh, well I don't remember that so it doesn't count. I want my money back. (yes, she said this dead serious)
    CC: You may not remember but I do and I told you it was defective only.
    SC: Not acceptable. I am not leaving here without a refund.
    CC: I can't give you a refund ma'am.
    SC: Then find me someone who can.

    So I get my manager and as soon as I try to relay to him what's going on, the SC cuts me off with HER version of events in which suddenly I become "rude and uncooperative" and repeated her threat that she wouldn't leave without a refund. Manager says he's willing to give her a store credit on everything but no refund and gives her the corporate number if she's still not happy. She stood outside the store yapping away on her phone for 40 minutes after this but never came back in and never got her refund.

    It's called Google and it's your friend

    I am constantly deluged with questions that can be easily answered by a simple Google search, a search I often do myself with my phone to get the customer the answer they seek. I'd have to assume most people shopping in a games store are at least technically competent to some degree, why not try a quick online search before asking me questions?

    I know it was you!

    Guy comes in and drops two 360 games and a receipt on the counter.

    SC: These games suck, I was told they were good but they suck, I want my money back.
    CC: Well you bought them new, I can't give you a refund on opened new games. You can trade them in but you won't get full value for them.
    SC: I'm not trading them in, I want my money back. You told me I could get my money back if I didn't like them.
    CC: I see here on the receipt here it was (coworker) L who sold you these games, not me.
    SC: No, It was you. I remember it was you and you told me I could get my money back within a week if I didn't like the games.
    CC: It was NOT me, in fact I wasn't even working the day this transaction took place.
    SC: Are you calling me a liar? I KNOW it was you! You told me I could bring them back, now give me my refund!
    CC: I did NOT tell you that sir, I was OFF that day there's no way I could have told you.
    SC: Well you must be remembering your schedule wrong because I know you were the one who told me.
    CC: I did not tell you sir, there's no way I could have. I can't give you a refund on these games.
    SC: Then I need to speak to a manager. NOW.

    SC repeated to the manager that apparently I was the one who told him he could bring back the games. Manager verified I didn't work that day. Guy eventually settled for a store credit but he wasn't that happy about it.
    "If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurant

  • #2
    I where I work I sometimes have to help people fine what they need when I had this one guy on the phone that said he wanted a fish.... I'm thinking OK I'm going to need way more hints!!!! final after a few mins he gives me the key work filet!! HA HA

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    • #3
      In your customers' defense on the 2nd item, I wouldn't have known there were different types of Xbox 360 or PS3. And yet I'm not an idiot, and I'm fairly experienced with game consoles (I've just never owned either one of those two)
      GK/Kara/Jester fangirl.

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      • #4
        My roommate works at, this is me assuming, the same company that you work at, and I hear these stories all the time.

        He said he has some of the biggest EWs walk through his doors.

        More power to ya Crazed.
        There had to be DUMB in the water today. - Summerfly413

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        • #5
          At least the Wii remains confusion free.

          And a question about the questions that could be answered by with google. Can you really blame the SC if they ask it in the store where they don't have access? Over the phone I completely understand.
          To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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          • #6
            It amazes me how many people think they can get a refund because they didn't enjoy a game.

            Retailers haven't accepted returns because "this game sucks" since 1982.
            "Sigh, I'm going to Hell.....but I'm going with a smile on my face." -- Gravekeeper

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            • #7
              Quoth Mike Taylor View Post
              It amazes me how many people think they can get a refund because they didn't enjoy a game.

              Retailers haven't accepted returns because "this game sucks" since 1982.
              I have actually played "ET," and yes, it sucked
              "Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory." _Ed Viesturs
              "Love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking, and don't settle" Steve Jobs

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              • #8
                I usually have to deal with customers asking for the "Regular DS". It becomes a lot easier when you are in the store and have a display DS Lite to ask "Is it about the same size as this, or is it bigger?" That usually works, but mostly when the son or daughter of the person asking is there.

                I think it has to do with the fact that they no longer sell the Original DS, and the DSi has a more distinctive look than Original DS Vs. DS Lite.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Mike Taylor View Post
                  Retailers haven't accepted returns because "this game sucks" since 1982.
                  Actually, the fact that they used to do that is part of WHY nobody takes new games back. People would buy, beat it or hate it, and abuse the system, getting tons of games that they didn't pay for...

                  It should be noted that GameStore DOES still accept "this game sucks" as a valid return reason for USED games, as long as it's within a week.
                  "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                  "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                  "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                  "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                  "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                  "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                  Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                  "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                  • #10
                    Quoth CrazedClerkthe2nd View Post
                    CC: I see here on the receipt here it was (coworker) L who sold you these games, not me.
                    SC: No, It was you. I remember it was you and you told me I could get my money back within a week if I didn't like the games.
                    CC: It was NOT me, in fact I wasn't even working the day this transaction took place.
                    Had a SC doing that to me one time. I finally asked them how it could've possibly been me seeing as I was at Warwick Castle in England on that particular day. (And I really was, too!)

                    Quoth Cat View Post
                    I have actually played "ET," and yes, it sucked
                    Geez, I remember that game. You kept playing in hopes that there was a bigger pay-off than there really was....not. I can still hear E.T.'s "footsteps".
                    It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Pagan View Post
                      Geez, I remember that game.
                      I had it, too. I din't quite HATE it....but then I didn't hate the Atari pac-man either. I had no taste.
                      "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                      "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                      "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                      "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                      "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                      "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                      Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                      "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                        At least the Wii remains confusion free.

                        And a question about the questions that could be answered by with google. Can you really blame the SC if they ask it in the store where they don't have access? Over the phone I completely understand.
                        It's more annoying on the phone than in person. I guess I assumed more people have data plans and smartphones than probably do.
                        "If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurant

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                        • #13
                          Are you calling me a liar?
                          Yes.


                          SC: I bought it a couple of weeks ago but little billy already beat all the games I bought for him and I need grocery money so I want a refund.
                          As if it's your company's fault that she blew her money on games instead of buying food?

                          I'm surprised she didn't try pulling the "my kid will starve because of you" card.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth CrazedClerkthe2nd View Post
                            SC: Are you calling me a liar?
                            No, I said you were fired.
                            Oh. That's much worse.
                            To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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                            • #15
                              "No, YOU called ME a liar, sir. And I do not like it. GTFO"
                              "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

                              RIP Plaidman.

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