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    pool problems

    Guest: Dave, I am very upset. The girl told me I have pool access here

    Me: well yes ma'am you do

    Guest: but there is only one pool, Dave. That's not sufficient. When I was on vacation at this other place, I had seven different pools to choose from. I mean...I just....I feel like I am so limited here

    Me: well each complex has a pool

    Guest: can I use the pools in the other complexes?

    Me: No ma'am, you can only use the pool in your complex

    Guest: well that was not explained to me

    Me: well I do apologize

    Guest: so how do I get access to multiple pools and not just one?

    Me: we cant do that

    Guest: this is so ridiculous

    Me: I'm sorry

    Guest: so what can you do about this, Dave? I like to go to many different pools

    Me: nothing I can do

    Guest: I need more than pool here. There must be something you can do

    Me: there is a pool at a fitness center about 8 miles from here

    Guest: not good enough....I need all the pools within walking distance

    Me: there is no way to get you that unless we move you to another resort

    Guest: no I am not packing up and moving

    Me: well ma'am, we cant go out there and build you more pools

    Guest: dont you take that sarcastic tone with me? I pay a lot of money to stay there. Now you better do something about this or you'll be hearing from my lawyer

    Me: yes ma'am, tell him to call us. We will be happy to talk to him

    Guest: I guess it's too much trouble for you to help me. Well we will never come here again and we will put the word out about you and I dont appreciate your attitude. Thanks anyway....grrrrr
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    Guest: Dave, I am very upset.
    Your customers have a script that they pass around, I swear.
    Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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    • #3
      Dave, how are you still stuck at this hellhole of a job you have ?

      I thought you got a better gig....?
      You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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      • #4
        She forgot to bitch about the lack of paper umbrellas in her drinks, too.
        Dull women have immaculate homes.

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        • #5
          why do keep thinking of the film,where the man swims from one swimming pool to another and another etc and in the end has a breakdown(help, cant remember the name of the film)
          "Light a fire for someone and he will be warm all day,
          set light to someone and he will be warm for the rest of his life" Sir Samuel Vimes

          Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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          • #6
            Quoth gaspode View Post
            why do keep thinking of the film,where the man swims from one swimming pool to another and another etc and in the end has a breakdown(help, cant remember the name of the film)
            The Swimmer, with Burt Lancaster.

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            • #7
              Quoth Eireann View Post
              The Swimmer, with Burt Lancaster.
              That's the one,thank you,it was starting to bug me
              "Light a fire for someone and he will be warm all day,
              set light to someone and he will be warm for the rest of his life" Sir Samuel Vimes

              Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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              • #8
                Quoth gaspode View Post
                That's the one,thank you,it was starting to bug me
                I just saw that film a few weeks ago for the first time. Depressed the hell out of me.

                As for the Pool lady, she has several "pool" problems.

                One to swim in.

                A GENE pool that NOBODY should swim in

                A pool CUE stuck so far up her ass it knocked her bathing cap off.
                "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                • #9
                  funny how she wants you to fix it for her
                  yet when you point out that it would involve building more pools she gets offended.


                  what the **** else did she think could happen?
                  wave a magic wand and pull a pool out of your ass?

                  i swear your company rents to idiots. EW-idiots.

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                  • #10
                    The only thing I get in common from your posts are that this must be a very high end, upscale clientele (as in, used to having money and whatever their little spoiled hearts desire, not as in "they have class") you must deal with constantly. I'm so sorry.
                    Confirmed altoholic.

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                    • #11
                      Dave, Dave, Dave...

                      How are you still sober?

                      BTW, I'd change your name to something really long and exotic, so it would be too much trouble for the SC's to pronounce!

                      "Yes, Dravisiomoesperantoselonioviservasimo, I am very unhappy with you Drave...Dravo...You know what, I'll just call someone else!"
                      "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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                      • #12
                        shaded - yeah i think you hit the nail on the head

                        Lill - LOl but ... well we know the kind of customers Dave has. The renters would just order him to change his name and then they'd throw fits and demand free nights or discounts if he refused.
                        Last edited by PepperElf; 06-19-2010, 12:31 AM.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth LillFilly View Post
                          Dravisiomoesperantoselonioviservasimo
                          "Dravisimo does not wish to be bothered with your petty concerns today. Be off with you"
                          "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                          "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                          "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                          "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                          "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                          "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                          Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                          "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                          • #14
                            I guess with all the EW's you get they think that being a magician is part of your job description.
                            I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                            Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                            Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                              As for the Pool lady, she has several "pool" problems.

                              One to swim in.

                              A GENE pool that NOBODY should swim in

                              A pool CUE stuck so far up her ass it knocked her bathing cap off.
                              I just want you to know that I snorted Pepsi up my nose when I read this. My sinuses hurt now, but it was worth it.

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