So today we had close the kiddy pool because someone had an accident, not just any accident but a rather explosive accident. This means that the pool has to be drained, refilled, and something has to be done with the chemicals (I don’t pretend to know the pool techs’ jobs) so nobody can swim in that pool for quite a while. Well some people are not happy about this, which I can understand as it is our only kiddy pool, what I can’t understand is the ways they go about coping with it.
Solution #1
No kiddy pool=no adult pool
Seriously people have decided that since there is no kiddy pool that the adult’s only lap pool is now an all ages pool. We have an all ages pool, actually we have 2, 1 outside and 1 inside, not being able to use the kiddy pool does not mean that there is no place for your precious little baby to flail about.
Solution #2
No kiddy pool=all ages hot tub
Because kiddy pools are shallow and hot tubs are shallow that somehow means that if there is no kiddy pool then kids can go in the hot tubs because they can stand there and parents don’t have to keep a close eye on them. What I really don’t understand is that these are the same people who will usually make sure that their child does not go in the hot tubs
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Solution #3
Bitch at us
I need to go and get a hose to fill the kiddy pool. No joke these people thought that I should leave the desk and find a hose to fill up the pool. No chemicals or anything, just water, which is a great idea for a pool, especially a kiddy pool
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Solution #4
Bitch to the property manager because you have an “emergency that only he can fix”
He will not comp your stay, nice try. He would maybe give you a free upgrade to a newly renovated room but those are all booked up so no luck with that. Bonus points if you are going to be here for a while and are complaining about your whole stay being ruined because the kiddy pool will be closed for half of a day (closed down around 5 and will be back up in time to regularly open tomorrow).
Oh and of course everyone agrees that we are closing the pools because we are “mean” and not because people really shouldn’t be swimming in poo.
Solution #1
No kiddy pool=no adult pool
Seriously people have decided that since there is no kiddy pool that the adult’s only lap pool is now an all ages pool. We have an all ages pool, actually we have 2, 1 outside and 1 inside, not being able to use the kiddy pool does not mean that there is no place for your precious little baby to flail about.
Solution #2
No kiddy pool=all ages hot tub
Because kiddy pools are shallow and hot tubs are shallow that somehow means that if there is no kiddy pool then kids can go in the hot tubs because they can stand there and parents don’t have to keep a close eye on them. What I really don’t understand is that these are the same people who will usually make sure that their child does not go in the hot tubs

Solution #3
Bitch at us
I need to go and get a hose to fill the kiddy pool. No joke these people thought that I should leave the desk and find a hose to fill up the pool. No chemicals or anything, just water, which is a great idea for a pool, especially a kiddy pool

Solution #4
Bitch to the property manager because you have an “emergency that only he can fix”
He will not comp your stay, nice try. He would maybe give you a free upgrade to a newly renovated room but those are all booked up so no luck with that. Bonus points if you are going to be here for a while and are complaining about your whole stay being ruined because the kiddy pool will be closed for half of a day (closed down around 5 and will be back up in time to regularly open tomorrow).
Oh and of course everyone agrees that we are closing the pools because we are “mean” and not because people really shouldn’t be swimming in poo.
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