Can we have a pool, Dad? Can we have a pool, Dad?

[Mr Hero]

Short one this time.

SC: Do you guys have a pool.
Me: I'm afraid we don't.
SC: I came here before and you guys had a pool
Me: We've never had a pool.
SC: You used to.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Let us celebrate this arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk.

[SecurityWench]

Let us celebrate this arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk.

Ooooh, the Tinkler!

[superhotelworker]

I've gotten that!
Or
"Where is your pool?"
DUDE! Do you SEE a SIGN that says POOL? Do you SMELL Chlorine? No? Imagine that!

[brucetiki]

I had something similar yesterday

Old bag rings up saying her friend told her we have a number that you can call to check on road conditions (we don't and haven't in the time I've been here). So I give her the transport department's number. 10 minutes later, I get the old bag again saying that they're closed and that her friend told her we have a number that you can call to check on road conditions and demands I find it for her (has she heard of the phone book, or directory assistance).

Not wanting to sound unhelpful (although tempted to tell her to call directory assistance), I go back on the transport department's website to find a number (I don't even know if such a number exists). Before I get the page up, she's hung up!

[Mr Hero]

Soon I'll be Queen of Summertime!

[DemoDiva]

Yeah, right, you liar. Where did you hide the pool, Damnit!?