Wherein I am offered drugs in exchange for my employee discount

[Mr Hero]

SC: How much is it for the Awesome Hotels rate?
Me: (figuring him to mean the frequent traveler prograom) Normally it's $79.99 but I can bring it down to $69.99
SC: No, what is it for the employee rate?
Me: $25 but it's only available online and you need to bring your employee discount card.
SC: Can we fax it over?
Me: No, we can't take faxed copies.
SC: Do you have access to blow?
Me: I don't know what that is
SC: You serious?
Me: Ya what is it?
SC: Look I'll hook you up. Just get us a room at the employee rate.
Me: I'm sorry but the employee rate is online only and you need to bring your card.

SC leaves

I sat there puzzled wondering what he was trying to offer me. A quick trip to urbandictionary.com cleared that mystery up after you get through the obvious sexual meaning. He was offering me cocaine!

[Tama]

....wouldn't he be better off selling the cocaine and buying several rooms?

[arminius58]

LOL, I can't even remember how many times I've been offered pot, meth, or things that like you I have no ideal are in exchange for them paying for their pizza. When I use to deliver it was a lot worse, but closing at nights with only one driver in and out of the store and no one else there tends to bring them into the store for the same reason.