You know, I'm pretty good at my job. If you're not an insufferable dickbag, neither am I. If your food is screwed up, I'll fix it. If you need something extra, I'll get it for you. I'm pretty good at sauce prediction. Know why? Because you all get the same thing. Why are you so angry at my sauce-ic powers?
Me:
C:
Customer orders 2 tacos and a chicken sandwich... cue the lights..
Me: Total is 2.16 please
C: *hands money, remains silent*
Me: Would you like any extra sauce?
C: *looks at me, looks away*
Me:
*bags food, throws 2 ranch and a couple packets of taco sauce in there, hands food to customer* here you go.
C: Can I get a ranch. (statement, not a question. I love those)
Me: Theres two in the bag
C: (in the snottiest tone) A RANNNNCHHH???????
Me: *blink* Yes.
C:
*drives off*
Me:
You know how many boxes of ranch I go through in a night? Two. Three hundred packets of ranch in a night, at least. You are not special. Everyone wants ranch. The only surprising part is when they want less than 3. That happens like 3-4 times a night without fail. I don't understand why they're so angry that I've already got everything they want and its in their hand.



edit: Theres always one that slips my mind.. Yestterday (and probably tonight too) we were out of a lot of stuff. Churros, cheese sticks, dr. pepper, and secret sauce, namely. Well this didnt sit right with one gentleman.
Me: Hi, my name is Whiskey what can I get you?
C: Can I get a cheeseburger with secret sauce?
Me: Sorry hon, we're all out of secret sauce right now.
C: ...what???
Me: Sorry, we've been out since earlier today.
C: *stunned silence* (you could feel it, i swear)
Me: Can I get you anything else?
C: You ruined my night!
Me: Whoever does inventory ruined your night, sir.
C: I'm going to a different Jack in the box!
Me: Alright, Have a good night.
My swing Team Lead busted up laughing. She said he was the first person this week who's night she got to ruin. She didn't but she took the credit.
Also, the person who does inventory didn't bother to order OIL. You know, for the deep fryers? We only had 2 of 4 up last night. I was so glad it was desperately slow. I only did a 420$ drop. It would have been an absolute nightmare if we got hit with ANY kind of real rush.
Feel good story of the day
So guy orders some food. 2 burgers and 2 small sodas or something. They pull to the window...
Me: 13.27 please
C: *counting*
Me: *ah god damn it..*
C: Um, how much would it be without one of the sodas?
Me: *Deletes* 11.34
C: Oh okay, just leave that one off then.
Now heres the thing. I'm jaded as hell. This caught me by surprise. Usually they ask for the drink for free, ask me to SHORT MY DRAWER, and other ridiculous shit. He just asked me to take it off cause he didn't have enough. No muss, no fuss. Huh. So I gave him both sodas, they were already made anyways. Usually they'd just go in the trash, but he was nice so whatever. I can basically do what I want at that window.
Me:

C:

Customer orders 2 tacos and a chicken sandwich... cue the lights..
Me: Total is 2.16 please
C: *hands money, remains silent*
Me: Would you like any extra sauce?
C: *looks at me, looks away*
Me:

C: Can I get a ranch. (statement, not a question. I love those)
Me: Theres two in the bag

C: (in the snottiest tone) A RANNNNCHHH???????
Me: *blink* Yes.
C:


Me:

You know how many boxes of ranch I go through in a night? Two. Three hundred packets of ranch in a night, at least. You are not special. Everyone wants ranch. The only surprising part is when they want less than 3. That happens like 3-4 times a night without fail. I don't understand why they're so angry that I've already got everything they want and its in their hand.



edit: Theres always one that slips my mind.. Yestterday (and probably tonight too) we were out of a lot of stuff. Churros, cheese sticks, dr. pepper, and secret sauce, namely. Well this didnt sit right with one gentleman.
Me: Hi, my name is Whiskey what can I get you?
C: Can I get a cheeseburger with secret sauce?
Me: Sorry hon, we're all out of secret sauce right now.
C: ...what???
Me: Sorry, we've been out since earlier today.
C: *stunned silence* (you could feel it, i swear)
Me: Can I get you anything else?
C: You ruined my night!
Me: Whoever does inventory ruined your night, sir.
C: I'm going to a different Jack in the box!
Me: Alright, Have a good night.
My swing Team Lead busted up laughing. She said he was the first person this week who's night she got to ruin. She didn't but she took the credit.

Feel good story of the day
So guy orders some food. 2 burgers and 2 small sodas or something. They pull to the window...
Me: 13.27 please
C: *counting*
Me: *ah god damn it..*
C: Um, how much would it be without one of the sodas?
Me: *Deletes* 11.34
C: Oh okay, just leave that one off then.
Now heres the thing. I'm jaded as hell. This caught me by surprise. Usually they ask for the drink for free, ask me to SHORT MY DRAWER, and other ridiculous shit. He just asked me to take it off cause he didn't have enough. No muss, no fuss. Huh. So I gave him both sodas, they were already made anyways. Usually they'd just go in the trash, but he was nice so whatever. I can basically do what I want at that window.
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