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  • #1

    You have angered the Parking Lot Gods!

    I can't give the details because I'm probably going to get summoned to court for this.

    I saw a sports car burn rubber out from our 24 hour store at 2AM. They didn't seem to be speeding too much after, so I decided to follow and see where they went, just in case they were planning and messing around in our parking lots.

    Long story short, they crashed in the parking lot of a store riiiight next door...Juuuuust over our property line.

    Cue me calling the police while VERRRRRY drunk, possibly underaged driver begs me not to and watching the ensuing chase of him and his 2 buddies which could have been set to Benny Hill music!
    "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga
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  • #2
    aww, will you tell us what happened after the summoning?

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    • #3
      Oh I bet Mummy and Daddy (who probably own the sports car) are just sooooo proud.
      A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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      • #4
        Quoth bainsidhe View Post
        Oh I bet Mummy and Daddy (who probably own the sports car) are just sooooo proud.
        {SARCASM}Or if they're like some parents around here they'll get someone like F. Lee Baily to defend him and buy him a new car. The case will be "delayed" into the next millennium.{/SARCASM}
        Last edited by Exaspera; 06-27-2010, 04:32 PM. Reason: typo
        Dull women have immaculate homes.

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        • #5
          Quoth Exaspera View Post
          {SARCASM}Or if they're like some parents around here they'll get someone like F. Lee Baily to defend him and buy him a new car. The case will be "delayed" into the next millennium.{/SARCASM}
          See that all the time, one of these happened where I work about 6-7 years ago. Underage driver going _way_ too fast on a wet road which is both hilly and curvy. Driver loses control and hits center median, car jumps median and hits good-sized tree. Tree goes down but car flips onto its roof and a kid in the back seat (who probably wasn't wearing a seat belt) gets thrown out and killed. Father hires ex-police officer (who's now a private detective) to find some excuse to get kid off. As the kid was underage the outcome was sealed but I wouldn't be surprised if he found some excuse to get the kid off...

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          • #6
            I love how they begged you not to call the police like you were ever going to listen to that.

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