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    Racist Old Coot

    So today we had a brief brownout while I was ringing an old man's order. It must have caused the system to glitch because it wouldn't take his debit card. Even after calling the supervisor over (who is Hispanic) the card still wouldn't work. He paid in cash and she apologized for the inconvenience. Now a normal person would move on with his life, but not Racist Old Coot (ROC).

    ROC: I don't believe you're really sorry! You're just saying that! *grumble grumble*
    SUP: Well, I don't know what to say sir. We had issues with our electricity. I don't have any control over the situation. All I can do is apologize for the inconvenience.
    ROC: I don't know how you snuck into the State of Rhode Island, but sooner or later the union is going to find out about you!
    SUP: *chuckling* All right sir. Have a good day. [in a "You're a crazy-old-man-so-I'll-humor-you tone]

    Luckily he left without further drama.
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    Snuck in? Wait, is Sup a Martian?

    After all, if you're going to make a post about aliens....
    A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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    • #3
      Gotta love crazy folk.
      The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

      Now queen of USSR-Land...

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      • #4
        Yeah, 'cause she made the electricity malfunction JUST for him.
        We are actors! We are the opposite of people! -Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead

        All we can do is hate. And they ALL deserve it.

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        • #5
          I can only imagine how that would have played out here in Arkansas where Racist Old Coots comprise about 40% of our customer base at Restaurant.

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          • #6
            Quoth bainsidhe View Post
            Snuck in? Wait, is Sup a Martian?
            Yep - MIB got it wrong, all the aliens aren't in New York, they're in Rhode Island but sssssh! I didn't tell you that...
            A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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            • #7
              Quoth crazylegs View Post
              Yep - MIB got it wrong, all the aliens aren't in New York, they're in Rhode Island but sssssh! I didn't tell you that...
              Wrong? Who did you think changed the movie to cover up the truth?
              The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
              "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
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              • #8
                Quoth Geek King View Post
                Wrong? Who did you think changed the movie to cover up the truth?
                You guys are being silly. The reason he couldn't take his debit card is because he SNUCK INTO the building, tied up the REAL manager and is impersonating him. Duh.

                No Martians to see here. MOVE ALONG.
                Thou shalt not take the name of thy goddess Whiskey in vain.

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                • #9
                  Check your Redneck-to-English dictionary, you Racist Old Coot... she a wetback, so she didn't sneak in, she swam in.

                  Even though Rhode Island isn't exactly an Island, it is still possible to swim to it from somewhere else.
                  Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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                  • #10
                    Quoth EvilEmpryss View Post
                    Check your Redneck-to-English dictionary, you Racist Old Coot... she a wetback, so she didn't sneak in, she swam in.

                    Even though Rhode Island isn't exactly an Island, it is still possible to swim to it from somewhere else.
                    From...Mexico? Eek. That's quite a swim.
                    We are actors! We are the opposite of people! -Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead

                    All we can do is hate. And they ALL deserve it.

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                    • #11
                      Even though Rhode Island isn't exactly an Island, it is still possible to swim to it from somewhere else.
                      Rhode Island actually is an island...it's the island with the cities of Newport, Middletown, and Portsmouth on it. Providence Plantations is the mainland...hence the full name of the state is actually the State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations (making it the longest state name).

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