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  • D&D Day 1: The Parable of The Other Girl, and other stories.

    Well, last year was my last year at D&D camp. Until they offered me money to come back and help out again. So, I guess it wasn't my last year.

    I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I SWEAR





    A-hem. Anyway.


    Well, its the first day, and so let me introduce my cast of characters.

    HD:
    FB: FB is Fighter Boy. Knows a lot about D&D 4.0
    SG: Sorceror Girl.
    TOG: The Other Girl. A Clarek (Its like a Cleric, but better. Because poor literacy is kewl)
    RB: Ranger Boy
    Mr. G: The guy who runs the camp
    ODM: Assorted other DMs.



    And so, the stories from Day 1. Only two of them here.

    The Parable of the Other Girl

    The first part of D&D Camp, every year is assigning groups to DMs.

    While figuring out who would be in my group, we were looking over the people. One of them (Now known as Sorceror Girl) made a request to be put with "Hyena Dandy (the DM) and The Other Girl"

    As a result, Sorceror Girl is now known as The Other Girl.


    TROMBONE

    When selecting groups, we must look at important notes about the players in our group. For example, one child is allergic to peanut butter. Another has ADHD. One person's "Important Notes" section was simply the word "Trombone"

    We don't know why. But we hope he doesn't spontaneously start playing the trombone during games.

    On DSes, pink and otherwise

    Well, I recently got a DS. A PINK DS. This has drawn an unusually large amount of comment. Indeed, at least every DM and eight of the sixteen kids has approached me at lunch (When I get to take a break from watching kids for a while) and commented that I have a pink DS. Even one girl was walking in the hall while I was sitting near the door, stopped, came back, poked her head in and asked "Is that a pink DS?"

    I nodded.

    I got a thumbs up.

    However, one of the kids in camp felt it important to note that he has a BLACK DS.

    I noted that, while he may HAVE a black DS, he didn't think to bring it with him, and a pink DS you have is better than a black one you don't.

    I win.





    That is, surprisingly, the only worth mentioning things that happened today. There will likely be more customer-oriented (or, well, camper-oriented) stories in the future.
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  • #2
    Quoth Hyena Dandy View Post
    When selecting groups, we must look at important notes about the players in our group. For example, one child is allergic to peanut butter. Another has ADHD. One person's "Important Notes" section was simply the word "Trombone"

    We don't know why. But we hope he doesn't spontaneously start playing the trombone during games.
    Worse he could spontaneously become a trombone.

    What ? You've never heard of the dread were-trombone ?

    Be afraid. Be very afraid.

    And thanks for the above post. You literally made me laugh aloud, after a very bad start to my week. I think I'm going to be thinking about it for some time to.

    Victoria J

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    • #3
      D&D camp? Can't say I've ever heard of this...Is it like summer camp, only with D&D instead of canoeing? Cuz that would be AWESOME.
      Last edited by Ree; 06-29-2010, 11:06 AM. Reason: Removed quote of deleted post
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      • #4
        And I'm a mouse!
        I'm the 5th horsemen of the apocalypse. Bringer of giggly bouncy doom, they don't talk about me much.

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        • #5
          Quoth Squeaksmyalias View Post
          And I'm a mouse!
          Yes! I almost forgot to mention, there's a talking mouse named Squeak, who insists its just an alias.
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          • #6
            D and D camp....


            Why oh why was I not informed?

            Why oh why am I not there...
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            • #7
              I'm a mouse! With an alias! In a game that I don't actually have to play. Works for me.
              I'm the 5th horsemen of the apocalypse. Bringer of giggly bouncy doom, they don't talk about me much.

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              • #8
                a pink ds? squeee
                and if you can quit anytime...why? its got to be fun if they bribe er offer you money to return

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                • #9
                  Is it the bright pink or the rose pink? Either way, pink DS's rock!

                  I have only played DnD once and I loved it!

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Caffienated_Caramel View Post
                    Is it the bright pink or the rose pink? Either way, pink DS's rock!

                    I have only played DnD once and I loved it!
                    It says Pink Coral, so I dunno.
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                    • #11
                      I have a blue DS!
                      Seshat's self-help guide:
                      1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
                      2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
                      3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
                      4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

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                      • #12
                        They NEVER freakin' had cool stuff like this when I was a kid!

                        Also, I think that "Trombone" means that poor DD will now spontaneously erupt into fits of laughter every single time the word is mentioned. Or seen. Or smelt.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Seshat View Post
                          I have a blue DS!
                          I have a purple Game Boy Color. w00t!


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                          • #14
                            Quoth DemoDiva View Post
                            Also, I think that "Trombone" means that poor DD will now spontaneously erupt into fits of laughter every single time the word is mentioned. Or seen. Or smelt.

                            Alright...we need to get the scent of a trombone to Hyena, who will oh so casually wave it under this kids nose. Then we wait to see what happens.
                            I'm the 5th horsemen of the apocalypse. Bringer of giggly bouncy doom, they don't talk about me much.

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                            • #15
                              My daughter has a pink DS (the rose pink one). I had to search long and hard to find it!
                              GK/Kara/Jester fangirl.

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