Cable confusion, ridiculous demands, & computer conversation

[Phone Jockey]

Me: What is your address, sir?
Customer: One-oh-oh Smith Street…oh…you said address. You confused me.

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C: Hey, give me back channel 24 that you took away.
Me: I wish I could sir, but the station decided to shut down.
C: I bet you can give it back.
Me: I can’t.
C: YOU FIX IT!!

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C: I don’t want to make a payment on your automated phone line.
Me: OK, I will gladly help you with your payment, sir.
C: Can I pay $80?
Me: Actually, $90 is the minimum to keep your service on.
C: Haha! I said $80 & you said $90! That’s funny.
Me: OK…
C: Hey, I would rather work with humans, wouldn’t you?
Me: Yes—
C: I mean, you’re a human, aren’t you?
Me: I am—
C: Humans don’t think like computers.
Me: I know. I’ll gladly help you with your payment now—
C: Now wait a minute. Computers can’t think, but humans can think.
Me: Right.
C: OK, now I’m ready to pay my payment to a human, so why are we having this conversation, mam?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I'm sorry the stupid traveled from our water supply to yours.

And I know you're hiding that switch to turn Channel 24 back on, you meanie.

[ApolloSZ]

Phonejockey - File that first one with the one I had this morning
ApolloSZ - "And whats your last name please?"
User - "<Firstname>.... oh wait... "

[JustaCashier]

C: Hey, give me back channel 24 that you took away.
Me: I wish I could sir, but the station decided to shut down.
C: I bet you can give it back.
Me: I can’t.
C: YOU FIX IT!!

PJ: I wish I could sir....
C: CHECK YOUR BACK ROOM!




Mike