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    My store sells Crocs. Yeah, you know, those ugly shoes that are so comfy and everyone loves them...

    My assistant manager told me a few days ago about a guy trying to return two pairs of Crocs, one regular and one flip-flops. Apparently, these shoes were all full of holes like they'd been chewed on by a dog or cat. When she told him she couldn't take them back because they were in unsellable condition, the guy said his cats don't chew on things, his girlfriend never wore the shoes, he just wanted to return them. She told him no. He got belligerent and demanded to speak with the manager. Manager came out, looked at the shoes, and damn near laughed him out of the store.

    Come today... 4th of July, one of the slowest days of the year for shopping in my mall. About an hour before close, my coworker comes to get me out of the back room and tells me some guy is trying to return shoes and she's not sure about the return because they look all chewed on. I had forgotten about my assistant manager's story by this point and went out. I look at the shoes and sure enough, they are FULL of holes. I tell him in no uncertain terms that I will not take the shoes back because they look like they have been chewed on. The guy gets the cattbutt look and tells me, "I don't have any animals at home, so they didn't get chewed on. She never wore them. You need to take them back." At this point, I remember my assistant manager's story.

    Now, I'm not the type that backs down and when the manager and assistant aren't there, I'm the one who's in charge because I've got seniority. I stood my ground, told him that no, I did NOT have to take them back, I didn't care if she never wore them, and it was obvious that something got a hold of them. The guy kept trying to argue, but I simply put the shoes back in the bag he'd brought them into the store in, stuck the receipt inside and said, "I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do. I can't take them back because I can't sell them again. I know very well they did not leave the store in this condition. Have a good night." He stared at me for a minute at a complete loss for words, then picked up the bag and stomped out.

    WTF buddy? I didn't say anything about animals, just that they looked chewed up. And really? My store is small. Do you think the employees don't talk to each other about idiots like you who think they can pull one over on us? Working retail doesn't make us stupid buddy.... freaking jerkwad.
    Last edited by CrystalynRose; 07-05-2010, 02:53 AM.

  • #2
    I don't own "real" crocs, just the fake ones that are equally ugly. And yes, my cat lurves to chew on them. So there.
    A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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    • #3
      What could be his explanation for how they got that way? It seems like he was acting as if they were brand new!

      I wish there was a site where SCs would explain their shenanigans from their point of view. I really would like to know what makes some of them tick! (Besides PFB and M3C)
      Dull women have immaculate homes.

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      • #4
        Yeah, he was acting like there was nothing wrong with them at all. I couldn't believe it, he was absolutely ridiculous. They had only been purchased a few weeks ago and the bottoms didn't look like they'd been worn, but why would I take a return on something so damaged?!

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        • #5
          Maybe it was this cat...
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • #6
            if you thought crocs were bad enough....

            http://www.vibramfivefingers.com/

            Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the "toe shoes"
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            • #7
              Believe it or not, those Five Fingers are pretty comfy. If you can deal with toe socks, then you can deal with those.

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              • #8
                Quoth Exaspera View Post
                What could be his explanation for how they got that way? It seems like he was acting as if they were brand new!
                Maybe he's teething, and a little embarassed about it...

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                • #9
                  That's like in the movie "The Fugitive" when the U.S. Marshalls question that hospital guy & they ask him about so & so & he says "No, I haven't seen Dr. Kimbel". The U.S. Marshalls look at each other & the one says.."That's not what we asked you, sir".

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                  • #10
                    Quoth CrystalynRose View Post
                    WTF buddy? I didn't say anything about animals, just that they looked chewed up.
                    Unless you were accussing HIM of chewing them that's pretty much the same thing.

                    (My mother once accused me of biting an apple and leaving it in the fruit bowl - we later discovered the cat biting fruit It can't be that common to accuse human beings of chewing stuff though).

                    My cats definitely chew though. Mine was terrible as a kitten. Covered everything with little tiny bite marks (she has stunted teeth). Even my laptop has the distinctive crescent shape. My mother's new kitty is even worse. I replaced my MP3 player the other day. The new one was delivered by Amazon to my workplace. The next morning I take it for the journey into work - little bite marks !

                    Your customer is an idiot. It doesn't matter what happened - you can't sell them. A manager already said - and I always love the idiots who think people who work together don't talk to each other. If you do something really stupid we ALL know. We've laughed at you already.

                    Victoria J

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Indigo View Post
                      Believe it or not, those Five Fingers are pretty comfy. If you can deal with toe socks, then you can deal with those.
                      I can wear toe socks no problem. (I might look for some plain ones for work if I can find them) But unfortunately the only people that I see wearing them tend to be bogans.
                      The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                      Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                      • #12
                        What's a "bogan"?

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                        • #13
                          Juggler- Wikipedia says:

                          The term bogan (pronounced /ˈboʊɡən/, rhymes with "slogan") is Australian and New Zealand English slang, usually pejorative or self-deprecating, for a person who is perceived to be from a lower class background or Kingaroy or someone whose limited education, speech, clothing, attitude and behaviour exemplifies such a background. [1]


                          So...lower class people who can afford shoes that cost over $100 usd?
                          I'm sad! I'm a lower class person who can't afford shoes that expensive...but who'd love to have shoes that make it feel like I'm barefoot. *sigh*

                          But then...I've also been at the food pantry getting groceries and have seen guys wearing bling on their shoes. THEIR SHOES!
                          Dude- if you can afford bling on your shoes you don't need to be at the food pantry getting free food! sheesh.
                          I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. ~George Carlin.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Victoria J View Post

                            My cats definitely chew though. !

                            Your customer is an idiot. It doesn't matter what happened - you can't sell them. A manager already said - and I always love the idiots who think people who work together don't talk to each other. If you do something really stupid we ALL know. We've laughed at you already.

                            Victoria J
                            Guess this guy thinks persistence is a virtue.

                            I had a kitten like this as well; chewed everything. He quit when he zapped himself chewing on the handset cord of the phone (didn't hurt him, but he quit chewing things other than his toys after that).
                            They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Raventhistle View Post
                              So...lower class people who can afford shoes that cost over $100 usd?
                              I'm sad! I'm a lower class person who can't afford shoes that expensive...but who'd love to have shoes that make it feel like I'm barefoot. *sigh*
                              Wait... they cost less than sneakers do? I'm getting me a pair! Everyone always says they're as comfortable as going barefoot, and shoes just attack my feet so badly...

                              The only people I've seen wearing them are either running, or the kind of people who can get away with wearing exercise clothing and not look fake. (I've never seen the people who wear exercise clothing even though they look like they've never worked out a day in their life wearing them).

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