Even that was a new one for me.

[Plaidman]

So the other night, these three people come in, two guys and a girl. They slump over to the beer, grab a 12 pack of beer, and trip-fall etc to the front. One of the guy is leaning over so far its a wonder how he defies gravity, the girl's eyes are so bloodshot and glazed over it was a wonder she didn't reek of pot too. The third guy, the one who tried to pay was the fun one.

I take the 12 pack off the counter and put it beside me, stating I will not sell for them being too drunk.

Guy: Your joking? Your kidding? (Repeat ten or so times)
Me: Nope, OLCC forbids me, I'm not paying 5000 dollars so you can have beer.
Guy: We're legal age!!!! We're not driving!!! I live two blocks away!!! (repeat 10 or so times)
Me: *Shaking my head no* Not going to happen, OLCC forbids me. Sorry bro.
Guy: OH YEAH?!?!? I'M CALLING OLCC AND TELLING THEM YOU SOLD ME A SIX PACK OF BEER!!!! *Storms out, screaming he never f-ing shop here again*
Me; Thank you! Have a happy new year!!!

So... like OLCC is going to, you know, listen to a ranting drunk. If they check the tape, they'll see them storming out, sans beer.

Still, that was a new one for me. Never had a customer threaten to call OLCC to tell them I sold them beer while they'll were drunk.

[Crow The Robot]

Oh they'll listen to him, and then laugh heartily afterwords. I hope.

[Becks]

Did he think he would be compensated with beer for that?