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  • Bad Call

    I sell insurance. Both car and home.

    Insured calls up and this call made me shake my head and wonder about the future of our planet.

    SC: Hi! I would like to discuss my insurance. My premium jumped almost 600 dollars between my two policies auto and home.
    ME: Ok let me look at your policies. I see you have had a car accident and filed a claim on your house both the same day.
    SC: yeah so?
    ME: Well when you file a claim and we pay out it usually ends up increasing the premium but let me look at the claims. According to records it shows that you files a collision accident that resulted in more then 2K in damages that we paid for. And on the home we paid out quire considerably for an accident to your garage.
    SC: I should not be surcharged for that incident. I came home and when i pulled into the driveway i hit the garage. But it was not my fault.
    ME: Was it icy?
    SC: no my wife sometime during the night moved the garage
    ME: um sir. According to the photo the garage would not be able to be moved in a single night without major construction.
    SC: I am telling you she knew where i spent the night and moved the garage to get back at me.
    ME: *shakes head* She moved the garage?
    SC: Yes she had to have because the garage was not in that spot when i left.
    ME: *Re-looks at picture and views comments from claims rep noting that alcohol was involved as well as a domestic dispute*
    ME: May i suggest increasing deductible to 5K so that you would not be able to file frivolous premium increasing claims?
    SC: No thank you i just wanted to let you know that she moved the garage again and i hit it a second time.

    I transferred to claims and took a break at that point

  • #2
    I think more than alcohol was involved in this guy's situation.
    A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.....

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    • #3
      That was...amazing!

      I didn't think anyone was that stupid...Oh wait, I think I met this guy, or his twin.
      "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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      • #4
        Wow. And I thought I was dumb after calling out the windshield-crack-filling people for what turned out to be a scratch that was too shallow for them to do anything about.

        I don't feel dumb anymore! :P
        EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS CANCER AND MADNESS. (Gravekeeper)
        ~-~
        Also, I have been told that I am sarcastic. I don’t know where anyone would get such an impression.(Gravekeeper again)

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        • #5
          Ugh...Next thin you know he'll be telling you that a tree jumped out in front of him or something. The man needs help, and not with his insurance!
          "And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--Shakespeare

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          • #6
            Sometimes when I wake up after a night of particularly heavy sleep, I feel as if everything in the house has been replaced by a semi-identical copy, and nothing is the same. Everything looks different. It's like waking up in an entirely different world. I wonder if he felt the same way about it in the very least, or if he was just struggling with excuses.
            SC: "Are you new or something?"
            Me: "Yes. Your planet is very backwards I hope you realize."

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            • #7
              honestly officer... the lamp post broad sided me...came out of nowhere man....


              ...were it not for the fact that I know my older brother cannot afford insurance for anything... I would swear this was him. And it makes me sad that that level of stupid is in my gene pool...
              "I'm not smiling because I'm happy. I'm smiling because every time I blink your head explodes!"
              -Red

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              • #8
                "A leaf blew in front of my car and OH I thought I hit a cow. That tree just jumped right out in front of me and bit my car. Have you ever tried to blow out a flare?"

                paraphrased obscure comedian reference
                I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
                -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


                "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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                • #9
                  Quoth Orelinde View Post
                  I transferred to claims and took a break at that point
                  Can't say as I blame you.

                  Orelinde from SK?
                  "English is the result of Norman men-at-arms attempting to pick up Saxon barmaids and is no more legitimate than any of the other results."
                  - H. Beam Piper

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                  • #10
                    That... I... *stares blankly*

                    I think I've lost some braincells from that conversation. I honestly don't know how your brain didn't ooze out of your ear to get away from the phone, Orelinde.

                    *eyes Fire_on_High and makes a mental note*

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                    • #11
                      Yeeeeeees?
                      "English is the result of Norman men-at-arms attempting to pick up Saxon barmaids and is no more legitimate than any of the other results."
                      - H. Beam Piper

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                      • #12
                        Yes! Of course tis I!
                        The Great Orelinde Mistress of Mischief and Mayhem and all Things Chaotic and Unruly!

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Racket_Man View Post
                          "Have you ever tried to blow out a flare?"
                          "Man, what is this? My birthday or something?"
                          The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

                          The stupid is strong with this one.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Racket_Man View Post
                            paraphrased obscure comedian reference
                            Bill Cosby, $75 car. Funny stuff.
                            A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.....

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                            • #15
                              same person is no longer insured with our company. he later filed another claim when his car was "struck by a parked empty police car*

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