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    So this guy has been coming to my shop almost every day as of late. He always sits around on his laptop, while nursing a mug of drip brew.

    Here's the first bit about him that drives me INSANE:

    SC walks up, with this CREEPY grin, almost leering at me.

    SC: Can I have one of these? (fingering our tip cup)
    Me: .........Uh....you want to buy that kind of mug?
    SC: Whatever you have, filled with coffee. (still leering and grinning)
    Me: Oh, just a mug of coffee for you?
    SC: Yeah, that'd be great.
    Me: Ok....here you go....
    SC: Thanks. (winks at me)

    OMG borderline harassment much???


    Here's the second bit about him:

    A couple weeks ago, my CW pointed something out to me concerning SC.

    CW: Have you noticed that guy goes in the bathroom with his laptop?
    Me: Um, no........
    CW: Yeah, and he comes out with this big smile on his face!
    Me:

    A half hour later, CW got my attention, saying he was back in the bathroom.
    I watched out of the corner of my eye, and to my disgust, he walked back out of the bathroom, open laptop in hand, with the creepiest smile EVER.

    I had cleaned the bathrooms not long before that, and I quickly proceeded to hold my hands in the sanitizer water in the back room for several minutes.
    Here's your sign...

  • #2
    Um... ew. That's about all I can say about that. I'm so sorry.
    Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - Elbert Hubbard

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    • #3
      I guess he believes the Internet is for porn . . .

      But still . . .
      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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      • #4
        Wait, what do people normally do with their laptops when they have to use the facilities?

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        • #5
          Quoth Zeddmore View Post
          Wait, what do people normally do with their laptops when they have to use the facilities?
          Hold farting contests live webcam.


          But srsly thats so gross.

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          • #6
            Oh my god. It's the Skeevy Creep from the movie theater where I used to work.

            Seriously, I read your post, and that's almost EXACTLY the same kind of vibe I got off of him. Total creepazoid.
            PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

            There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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            • #7
              did you keep your eye on the tip cup?

              i had one like that; it was the first in years that actually made me cringe.
              look! it's ghengis khan!
              Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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