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    I'm Illiterate, Therefore You Are Misleading Me!!

    I stepped out of the front office yesterday and right into a shit storm. There was a guy hootin' and hollerin' at the new girl on the register. New Girl looked flustered so I told her to page Focker while I stepped in to take the heat off of her.

    The guy was flipping out because he'd received an advance copy of the flyer that went into effect today (in other words, he was a day early) and we were not honoring the prices therein.

    Um...yeah, no shit....but here's the thing. I've heard through the grapevine that there's a particular local paper that is notorious for screwing up and distributing sale flyers the moment they receive them, rather than waiting for the Sunday paper like they are supposed to. I don't know if it's true or not, but this has been an on-again/off-again problems for a while now. So it is possible that he got an advance copy of the flyer that he shouldn't have, but regardless, it clearly states on it that the offers were valid from 7/11-7/17, and he was in on 7/10.

    But he apparently was either illiterate or couldn't quite grasp the concept that just because he has a flyer in hand does not automatically make it valid. He kept going on about why WE released the flyer early and how MISLEADING that is, despite the fact that I explained to him that we aren't responsible if the newspaper sends them out early.

    Then Focker arrives and decides to let the guy buy the flash drive in the ad for the ad price. Now not only does this make me look like a jerk because I'd been digging in my heels with this guy. Why? Because I've been told in the past in no uncertain terms that we can NEVER honor sale prices in advance just because someone has an early flyer.

    Thanks.......

    Oh, and the second kick to the head is the fact that I think the guy actually stole the flash drive because he up and vanished and never came through the register.



    "WHERE DOES IT SAY THAT?!?!?!"

    School around here has scarcely been out two weeks and yet today marks the official start of our Back to School season. And with it, the first Penny Ad.

    Now, MUCH to my surprise, the home office has actually done something rather clever. In the past, whenever we have penny sales, the cheapskates come in and rob us blind buying that stuff and nothing else. And they have their kids each get a full set of the items as well. Like anyone needs 10 packs of crappy wood pencils, but I digress.

    This time, they've implemented a minimum purchase requirement in order to get the "Extreme Deal" pricing. You have to spend at least $5 (not including tax or the penny items) in order to get that price. Moreover, they've made the quantity limits "per household." So in one fell swoop they've cut off virtually ALL the cheapskates, and I love it.

    Except that the VERY first customer in the door today walked in, went over tot he dump bin of the penny pencils, scooped out a HUGE armload, then dumped them on the copy center counter to pay rather than go to the register like she should have. Amanda politely informed her that 1) there's a limit of 2 and 2) she needs to spend at least $5 before getting the pencils for a penny.

    SC: WHERE DOES IT SAY THAT?!?!?!

    Um....on the every price tag for that item? In the flyer that you're waving around?

    The Don had to be called in to settle this woman down because she would not shut up about how awful we are to our customers by doing things like this.
    "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

    RIP Plaidman.

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    When I was still at The Bullseye, I would occasionally get people coming in with an expired flyer in hand looking for the price that was stated in said flyer. By your manager's logic, they should get the price, too, since they had a copy of the flyer.

    Gee, I wonder why the prices of items seem to keep rising. Uncanny, that.
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    • #3
      One of the local papers here prints a weekend edition that comes out on Saturday so all the sale flyers are in it. Never fails every week people will come in with the Sunday ad and get stuff because they "got it in today's paper". Sometimes if it's one thing and the people are nice I'll go ahead and give it to them for the sale price. But if it's a cart load of stuff, no way.
      I would have a nice day, but I have other things to do.

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      • #4
        Quoth Dave1982 View Post
        In the past, whenever we have penny sales, the cheapskates come in and rob us blind buying that stuff and nothing else. And they have their kids each get a full set of the items as well. Like anyone needs 10 packs of crappy wood pencils, but I digress.
        You clearly don't have children in the US public school system. They've cut funding for the schools so deep that the teachers don't have any money for their own supplies, much less supplies for the kids. Parent in my kids' school are being told they are required to provide not only supplies for their children, but supplies to be put into a classroom surplus so the kids of parents too poor to afford the supplies can have pencils and paper. Highlights from this year's supply list include:
        - four packs of #2 pencils (w/ 12 pencils per pack)
        - a dozen glue sticks
        - seven 3-ring binders
        - a ream of printer paper
        - twelve packs of college ruled notebook paper

        With the above list for just one kid, you can imagine what families with two-four kids have to pick up. Then the schools have the audacity to put out supply request every month. So yeah, unless there are household limits my family will go through with four separate purchases of supplies (the kids are getting good at cash transactions ), but we always abide by whatever rules the store has about minimum purchases. Don't knock the families who need to do this and do so by the store's rules.

        The ones who are jerks about it, or who won't follow the rules... them you can bash all you like.
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        • #5
          My parents get the Sunday inserts in the Saturday paper (I don't know why; if you buy it in a store you'll get them on Sunday). Sometimes I'll be over there on Saturday and go through the sale flyers; occasionally I'll stop at Target on my way home thinking something is on sale and realize after I get there that it's not. So I either say "Oh well" and buy it anyway or come back another day during the week for the sale price.
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          • #6
            I really don't see a problem with a newspaper releasing a flyer a day early... It's so that the customers can, you know, GET READY for a sale.

            "Hey, look! There's a 2-for-1 sale on (fill in the blank) at the (business) tomorrow! I'm going to get there early to load up!"

            Of course, that's in a perfect world, where customers have reading skills, comprehension skills and manners...
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            • #7
              So, did the Don cave to the pencil crybaby or back you guys up?

              Oh, and Focker needs a kick in the ass for throwing you under the bus.
              "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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              • #8
                When I read a flyer, the first thing I look at is the dates!

                All weekend I have had people ask me why they flyer prices aren't up. Our flyers start on tuesday. I even had a lady ask me if I was sure. It's always started on tuesday!!!

                To top it off, we are starting to do an extra savings weekend thing (which our head office has eventally learned that yes, limits on these things and no rainchecks are good to state in the flyer...) and our local distrubutor emailed the company that they decided to put out the flyers on this friday instead of waiting till monday. Awesome.

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                • #9
                  No, he didn't cave. Apparently these limits are set up in such as way that they can not be overridden (not easily at least).
                  "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

                  RIP Plaidman.

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