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  • Bathroom Bumfuckery (Short and Stupid)

    Soo...Picture me, just chilling behind the checkout counter, ringing people up this afternoon. There are a few people in line for the bathrooms, but hey, no big deal, right? Wrong. One of the guys comes up to me and says that someone locked the women's room door when they left, and asked if I had a key. No...Actually...I don't. Never have. Now, I know that it's nearly impossible to actually do what he claims happened, so I went back there, and jiggled the door handle, thinking maybe it was stuck. Our doors do that sometimes. Imagine my surprise to hear a somewhat startled/agitated "Somebody's in here!" from inside the bathroom. Yeah. Good thing they didn't have me pick the lock! Everyone in line was surprised, and one woman said "STILL?" Look, lady, I can't control who does what in my bathrooms or how long it takes. Deal. Oh, and to the guy that came to get me, then grumbled under his breath about "F**ckin' women"--F U TOO! There's a reason you got shitty service!
    "And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--Shakespeare

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    grumbled under his breath about "F**ckin' women"--F U TOO! There's a reason you got shitty service!
    "I don't play with stupid men. I lose braincells that way."

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      LOL Supes thank you! I don't get it though. Why weren't they more patient, instead of jumping to the conclusion of "Door iz locked and bathroom iz empty ohh noooeeesss!! ELEVENTY!!" I guess this only proves that say about what assuming does...
      "And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--Shakespeare

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        Quoth BrenDAnn View Post
        LOL Supes thank you! I don't get it though. Why weren't they more patient, instead of jumping to the conclusion of "Door iz locked and bathroom iz empty ohh noooeeesss!! ELEVENTY!!" I guess this only proves that say about what assuming does...
        Or politely knock and ask if someone is in there...
        EVE Online: 99% of the time you sit around waiting for something to happen, but that 1% of action is what hooks people like crack, you don't get interviewed by the BBC for a WoW raid.

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          "...and the bathroom is down the hall. Knock before you open the door. If someone says 'come in,' ...DON'T!"
          -John Laroquette
          Aliterate : A person who is capable of reading but unwilling to do so.

          "A man who does not read has no advantage over a man who cannot" - Mark Twain

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