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  • You'd better have been colorblind....

    That's the only way I'll forgive you for trying to forge your way into that parking lot with a photocopied permit that you printed on BLUE paper instead of the quite obvious day-glo LIME GREEN color you should have used.

    We all are dumber for having witnessed that, I award you no points and assess you a penalty of one tow at $105 and one day of storage at $30

    (you apparently thought it was good enough that you didn't check back on it until the next day)

    For the extra karmic *ZING* the seriel number of that photocopied permit came through clearly (00943), as soon as we find out who that permit was issued to, they're going to lose thier parking privelages too
    - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

  • #2
    Ahhh..I love the smell of karmic retribution in the morning.

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    • #3
      Smells like....cookies?
      Now a member of that alien race called Management.

      Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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      • #4
        Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
        Smells like....cookies?
        More like bacon. The bacon of VICTORY!
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        • #5
          They tried and failed. Even better than the bad black and white photocopies on 8.5X11 paper!
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          • #6
            Quoth Argabarga View Post
            For the extra karmic *ZING* the seriel number of that photocopied permit came through clearly (00943), as soon as we find out who that permit was issued to, they're going to lose thier parking privelages too
            2 pwnages for the price of 1!
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            • #7
              I always wonder how long these people park fraudulently before getting caught. And I'm always amused by those caught immediately, yet still try to fake their way onto other lots again...and again...and again.
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              • #8
                Quoth Argabarga View Post

                For the extra karmic *ZING* the seriel number of that photocopied permit came through clearly (00943), as soon as we find out who that permit was issued to, they're going to lose thier parking privelages too
                Very dumb person...


                But question: What if the person it was copied from, it was stolen ro copied without his/her permission? Granted, it's very very likely they knew and even helped, but what if they honestly didn't know?
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                • #9
                  It's in their lease that they are responsible for their permit, so, if someone else "Borrowed" it, either with or without their direct consent, they're still liable for misuse, and you'll have a hard time convincing me that it accidentally was taken, photocopied, and then returned to you without your consent, much less notice.

                  If you misplace your permit, it's up to you to promptly report it stolen.
                  - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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                  • #10
                    I smell an upcoming post regarding the person who actually owns that permit
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                    • #11
                      Quoth ExRetailDrone View Post
                      I smell an upcoming post regarding the person who actually owns that permit
                      As do I, and knowing Argabarga it wll be epic!

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